Enough with the fucking troll respawn already!

Fuck this shit. It’s gone on long enough. Obviously, we’re talking about one single idiot here. Maybe two, I don’t know. Is there a way of getting this idiot outta here forever?

I’m pretty pissed off at this point. I know the mods are doing the best they can, and I salute them heartily. Guys, you rock, honestly.

Having said that, what is there left to be done? Can’t we do something about shitwits Internet access? Is there a way to single him out even if he uses a large ISP such as AOL?

God squickin’ dammit, I’m getting sick and fuckin’ tired of this shit. Piss off, troll. And mods, make sure he won’t be able to come back.

I’m wasting valuable Putz Ammo over here. I’m off to bed now. I hope to see some good news in the morning.

Sincerely pissed,
Coldfire

I hear ya, Coldy. Sweet dreams. Let’s hope this little fuck (yes, YOU, Lumpy/tiggeril/whatever) is gone by the morning.

I hear ya Coldie. Trolls are nothing more than social degenerates that demean the rest of the human race. The’re inbred halfwits that are degrading to the global gene pool, abominations mentally unable to handle anything other than felching various farm animals and thinking of the incredibly stupid shit they post in these forums, which doesn’t say much for their mental capacities. I have yet to see one of these dumbshits post something remotely intelligent or coherant enough for people to understand.

What a pathetic life.

To the Admins and mods: You’re doing a great job. Keep it up, we’re all with you.

Coldfire, calm down you’ll pop a vein or something.
:smiley:

Relaxation is good for the soul.

Try to focus on the positive. While Junior may be annoying to us, he’s helping the board itself. Everytime he invents a new name, the member count goes up by one. This in turn helps the Chicago Reader sell advertising space here.

So think of him as a virus. He makes you want to puke for a few days but you get over him and emerge stronger than when you started. Junior on the other hand is stuck with what he is. He can travel around infecting new places but he will never be more than what he is right now.

Or you can compare it to flushing shit down the toilet. You flush it into the toilet, which then goes into the sewar, which then goes into the ocean to cause more problems for us.

Kinda like stomach flu or something.

Hey now, I used to be a troll.

I already came up with an idea that would work, for this asshole, and his clones, delete all his posts and whatever thread he starts. Just gone-poof.

There is a new one, already.

The other thing that could be done, is simply ignore him. Don’t post on the thread he starts. don’t reply to him, don’t feed him. BUT WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT!!

Daniel

Saw your post on V8s thread and nearly posted to back you up, but then I remembered that it would only bounce it to the top like he wants, so I let it go. I hope everyone else does the same.

Ya know, that might work. If the first reg. to run into an obvious troll like that just posted a simple “DNFTT” and the thread ended there and sunk like a rock. He/they might finally decide it’s not worth it.

“Oh, please whip me some more”…NO!

Thanks, dude. :cool: Ok, folks, let’s do this thing. When a new sockidiottroll comes out, one of us will post “DNFTT”
and then NOBODY post there, unless we find out later it is just an asshole, like F*thy. Assholes we can flame, or agree with, as we choose. If the all-powerful & mighty moderators want to delete that thread, we will all back them up, also, right?

If we get annoyed enough, we can always initiate “Plan: Omega”.

This is a last-ditch effort, something the Admins do ONLY as an absolutely, positively last resort. We stop allowing new members. For however long it takes for the new security patch (mentioned by the Admins in other threads) becomes available.

Like I said, we only do this if those little “I have nothing better to do than annoy hundreds of people” pricks become too much to bear. I know we advocate fighting ignorance, and prohibiting new members could be counter-productive, but it’s hard to fight ignorance when we’ve got so many assholes chomping on our buttcheeks.

Another tactic would be to put a waiting period on new members (a day? two? five?), so as to make sock-puppetry “not worth the time”. I mean, there’s only so many ways we can say “Hint hint” to these people.

That’s plan OMEGA?!? Hell, I thought it would have something to do with nuclear devices; or baseball bats, at least. :smiley: Sounds good to me, tho.

:: Raising hand in the air ::

I swear by the all knowing Cecil that I will not post to the sockpuppet’s/troll’s/pissbag’s threads if there is a post of DNFFT already there. If I see one without DNFTT on it . I will place one .

For purposes of clarification, what sockidiottrol are we discussing?

The one that just comes back and doesn’t even try to hide .
A new poster appears and on his first posts turns up and in the pit and calls Coldfire a troll hunting bastard .
Or posts after a poster who’s giving out about him Eg. I post that he’s a bastard and the next post is from Fake Yojimbo saying "me too " .
Ok as mentioned there are always dickheads poping in and out of this place but i think this prick is pretty easy to spot.

Got it, and count me in with the DNFTT brigade. Must say I felt guilty even looking, though, because it pushes up the “views” count. Hard to tell from just the subject line sometimes, and the idiots pick up, use and discard names like Kleenex.

Veb

As my dear, dear Uncle Bish once commented, “He lives in Kansas - isn’t that punishment enough?”

In other words, although s/he may not realize it, s/he is a sad, pathetic little person and, truly, deserves our pity; not our posts, just our pity. DNFTT, and cluck your tongue and shake your head every time you think of how miserable his/her little life must truly be when s/he posts his/her little adolescent tirades. This works far better than getting yourselves all upset.

Esprix

Was this said in reference to Reverend Phelps?