Hrrmm… I can’t say I’ve ever been really physically repulsed by much of anyone. I’m pretty bored by the model-types, I like people with interesting faces, deep set eyes or a big nose or too pointy a chin or whatever, people that naturally stand out or have a unique shape to their face. I least like cookie-cutter people that seem to have fallen out of a fashion magazine, but I can’t say they repulse me. This is tough.
I’ll go on looks + a bit of mannerisms and say the one celeb out of all I absolutely can’t stand is Nicholas Cage. That kind of half-assed just woke up expression he always has on his face makes me want to break things just watching him, cause I can’t slap him silly. There are other actors that I’ll avoid like the plague is less than stellar films, but that I’ll make exceptions for in something worth seeing. But I totally cannot watch anything at all with Cage in it.
I don’t really care for Nicole Kidman either, something about her looks seems to be changing, I don’t know if she’s had plastic surgery or what but even since Moulin Rouge something about her kinda gets under my skin, it’s not so much ugly as something kind of un-natural or weird. Maybe it’s her eyes… I don’t know. The rest of the celebs I don’t like have to do more with their acting ability, lack thereof, or annoying commercials they’ve appeared in. But different body types and faces make life interesting.
Ditto Elijah Wood - something about his head and neck being one thing bothers me. And what is with all his teeth being filed flat and even?
Nicole Kidman - looks like one cold bitch.
Angelina Jolie - super hot but everytime I think of her with Billy Bob I want to barf.
Julia Roberts - Just saw her in Oceans 12 (one of the worst films ever made, btw). Ummm, have you ever heard of makeup? I’m not sure it would help, but at least you could make the attempt. Of course no way you could even try to compete with Catherine Zeta-Jones in the same movie, who is a major babe, but with your lack of acting skills you should at least have something going for you. God, I hate her.
Juliette Lewis - why is she ever cast in a role as a female love interest? It skeeves me out thinking about being romantic with someone who looks so ‘handicapped’.
Leo Dicraprio - makes me want to kick my TV if he ever shows up on it. Has me rooting for his adversary in any movie I’ve been forced to watch with him in it.
Celine Dion - I’m giving up my Canadian citizenship because of her (not really, but if I had to ever do it she would be one of the reasons.)
Cirque du Soleil - Pretty much French anything bugs me, but French clowns are the freakiest shit one ever has the horror to see. It is so objectionable and un-nerving that one can’t help but watch. When you are finished watching you are left with the choice of clawing out your eyes, or clapping maddly at the physical prowess it takes to pull off some of the stunts.
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I can’t stop laughing at this. What would be a good way? Jennifer Lopez trying to do ‘Flash Dance’ was laughable. You could see her fat ass stretch marks, fer cryin out loud.
202 posts and not one mention, unless I missed it somehow, of Kate Moss, the skeleton that walked like a woman? How on earth did this cadaver become a sex symbol? I can’t imagine her in bed with anyone or anything without hearing the kr-cck of dry twigs snapping. <shuddering>
