Do black people like fried ice cream?

[jali]

@Asimovian

Also, I’d be really careful about starting any comment in this thread with that phrase. We can tend to be sensitive about being addressed that way.

Please check the handbook. If you’re “in” you should have received it. I am the new spokesmodel.

[Asimovian]

@jali

Please check the handbook. If you’re “in” you should have received it. I am the new spokesmodel.

I certainly didn’t mean to overstep my bounds – you may have noticed I acknowledged your position in an earlier post. I just thought I’d extend a fair warning to spare a potential unknowledgeable victim from your wrath.

My sincere apologies!

[jali]

Asimovian, (love your name)
Love, peace and sooooooooooooouuuuul (you know the old code from SoulTrain - heh-heh-heh)

Thank you for the acknowledgement. Good of you to extend a warning. Hugs!

[bup]

@furlibusea

I have read through this, and I still do not have an answer to something.

I am a white teacher in a school that is about 95% African American. I Recently had this conversation with one of my students:
“Ms. F.” she said, “don’t take any offense, but I have a question.”
I said, “Ok.”
She said,“You know I work at McDonalds right?”
I said," Yes"
She said, “How come white mothers order milk and a hamburger for their kids?”

All the other students around said "Eww. " and acted all grossed out.

Having done that very thing before, I still don’t understand the question.

Milk just doesn’t go with some things.

Like, would you ever order milk with pizza?

[Lemur866]

I have a question for the black people in this thread, since I don’t know any black people in real life. When listening to music, are we supposed to get up, or get down? James Brown says we need to get up, get on up. But then other times we’re told to get down, get down. How do you know when to get up and when to get down?

[pizzabrat]

@furlibusea

I have read through this, and I still do not have an answer to something.

I am a white teacher in a school that is about 95% African American. I Recently had this conversation with one of my students:
“Ms. F.” she said, “don’t take any offense, but I have a question.”
I said, “Ok.”
She said,“You know I work at McDonalds right?”
I said," Yes"
She said, “How come white mothers order milk and a hamburger for their kids?”

All the other students around said "Eww. " and acted all grossed out.

Having done that very thing before, I still don’t understand the question.

I thought “eww” when I read that. Milk with dinner, let alone a hamburger, just doesn’t sound appetizing. BTW, I think lactose intolerance is the effect, not the cause of a history of eschewing dairy.

[The_Weird_One]

@RancidYakButterTeaParty

I always pictured Askia as being Asian for some reason…

I wasn’t sure myself, until I read this thread.

[Asimovian]

@Lemur866

I have a question for the black people in this thread, since I don’t know any black people in real life. When listening to music, are we supposed to get up, or get down? James Brown says we need to get up, get on up. But then other times we’re told to get down, get down. How do you know when to get up and when to get down?

In deference to jali and the great Don Cornelius, I will speak only for myself, but it seems obvious to me that you ought to get up on the 1 & 3, and get down on the 2 & 4. Didn’t you read the rest of the thread?

[DianaG]

@Lemur866

I have a question for the black people in this thread, since I don’t know any black people in real life. When listening to music, are we supposed to get up, or get down? James Brown says we need to get up, get on up. But then other times we’re told to get down, get down. How do you know when to get up and when to get down?

Um, up on the 2 and the 4, down on the 1 and the 3? Am I getting this yet?

[Asimovian]

@DianaG

Um, up on the 2 and the 4, down on the 1 and the 3? Am I getting this yet?

:smack:

[DianaG]

Crap! I forgot to preview, AND I did it wrong again.

[Askia]

@Asimovian

That statement right there ought to close the thread. We’ve heard from blacks, whites, and now the infamous “other” category that all enjoy fried ice cream.

Conclusive evidence, in my book.

True. But in the spirit of the thread, this has now morphed into a de facto “Ask the black guy” threads so I feel compelled to riff a minute. Let me start by answering a few posts.

[delphica]

@bup

Like, would you ever order milk with pizza?

Yes. Now I’m worried. Is there something about milk and pizza I should know?

[Askia]

@furlibusea

All the other students around said "Eww. " and acted all grossed out.

That shit is gross. Milk and a hamburger? I can’t define it. It’s one of those “black things.” The best I can do to correlate: we generally wouldn’t lick mayoniasse off a spoon, either.

Next question…

[Askia]

@Lemur866

I have a question for the black people in this thread, since I don’t know any black people in real life. When listening to music, are we supposed to get up, or get down? James Brown says we need to get up, get on up. But then other times we’re told to get down, get down. How do you know when to get up and when to get down?

When in doubt, pat your foot on the ground. James said to “get it on the good foot.”

Next question.

[Askia]

@RancidYakButterTeaParty

I always pictured Askia as being Asian for some reason…

At times I believe I’m south Asian man trapped in a black man’s body. I have always, always dug Indian chicks. I’ve read the Kama Sutra many times. (I’m thinking, “Yo, these women are FREAKS!”) I’m like Denzel in “Mississippi Masala.”

[Askia]

@delphica

Yes. Now I’m worried. Is there something about milk and pizza I should know?

The combination produces interesting fecal results. “Cheesy Poofs” is not just a South Park reference.

Thank you! I’ll be here all weekend!

[Freddy_the_Pig]

@Askia

That shit is gross. Milk and a hamburger? I can’t define it. It’s one of those “black things.”

Don’t be so sure. I’m the whitest white boy on this Board, and that’s a big “ick” to me too. Even before I became lactose intolerant, that was a big “ick”.

[you_with_the_face]

Few things taste as good together as a milkshake and a hamburger.

Plain milk and a hamburger don’t sound all that gross to me, but maybe that’s the slavemaster in me talking.

[Asimovian]

This could be the lactose intolerance talking, but the idea of drinking a glass or cup or box of milk sounds disgusting to me most of the time, regardless of whether or not it’s accompanied by anything else.

A good, thick milkshake is great any day, however. At least until an hour or so later.