How about white people taste like mashed potatoes and black people taste like gravy? That way, when you eat one you have to eat the other too.
You can also put gravy on chicken-fried steak, which is brown (and delicious!). Let’s not skimp on the Hispanic love.
You put the latino in the coconut, you drink 'em both up.
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Of course then there are those that may have a bit of chipotle added.
And, of course, it all goes out of the window when you mention flava beans and a nice Chianti.
I suppose you could start by eating people of many races from a group of people who wouldn’t be missed, like politicians or used-car salesmen. I’d avoid clowns, though, because they taste funny.
But on a serious note: can you tell a difference in taste between different breeds of cattle? I honestly can’t for the most part, and people are much less genetically variegated than cattle. So I guess the answer would have to be “no.”
Since this is about food, I’m moving it to Cafe Society.
Colibri
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You mean male of female?
White people taste like chicken,
Black people taste like ducks
But there’s a reason no one really knows the answer. It’s because both types of meat taste pretty fowl.
Okay, but which wine do you serve?
One with body, I’d think.
Oh snaps. You crack me up.
Back in the early 1970s, my dad was visiting the island of Kalimantan (or “Borneo”) in Indonesia. He met with tribal leaders from various parts of the island, including several Dayaks who had converted to Christianity.
When my dad mentioned that he had spent the past 20 years working amongst Chinese, one old tribal leader’s eyes lit up and he got a weird look on his face. He then whispered to my dad’s interpreter:
We have eaten Chinese, and they are better than pork!
Yeah, I’m giggling too. Mod joke!
… aaaand now I have to try to explain to my suitemate here at work why I’m … you know what? Never mind. There’s no way in hell to explain why I’m humming this now.
But you’re hungry a half hour later.
Ya know, purple people are feeling left out.
This thread is racist.
Based on my observations, white pussy & black pussy taste just the same.
But what about Purple People Eaters?
Their lips, ( oral and pudendal ), tongues, saliva, teeth, uvula, septum, palates ( hard and soft ) and upper pharynx taste the same.
Unless they’re diabetic, in which case it’s mocha.
Free range Mongolians can’t be beat, but they’re bloody expensive due to the import duties.