Defending assholes IS fun! Being one probably sucks, tho…
This thread is no longer about the MPSIMS thread, in fact, it hasn’t been for quite some posts now. It’s about attitudes. What I (and others) perceive about you through your posts, and what you may be picking up from us. This is how the Pit works. Backfires and hijacks are common.
I sometimes pretend to speak for the board population in general, even though I know I  don’t. No one can, there are simply too many different people. Arrogance is common here, yes. But so is a willingness to engage in fruitful discussion (usually…). And, some of us just like to hear ourselves talk, see ourselves type. Post counts of some in this this thread bear out that truth (Yes, I see the irony - 13K+ ).
However, most of us share one important quality vital for a board like this: We know we don’t know it all. Some of us (read: NoClueBoy) had to learn that lesson in an adversarial way. But, learn it we did. Here’s an axiom: Someone is always better than you at something, unless you you are undeniably at the top of your field. Hey, in a world of some six billion people, even if you are a one in a million type of guy, that still means there are sixty thousand just like you. (A Whitney Brown)
So, you think you’re smart. Good. Can’t have low self esteem holding one back, can we? Maybe you really are smart. I think you are. Maybe, just maybe, you’re even more intelligent than most people here, including me. Hey! That would be great news! I welcome that.
But, act like a condescending (perhaps even condensating?) prick and you will be called on it. Happens all the time here.  Do I want you to change? Nah… I like getting mad  Bring it on, Bay-Bee !!!
 Bring it on, Bay-Bee !!!
As for having fans here, eventually we all gain some. I’ve gained enemies, too. Or, at least, people who can do without my posts. Comes with the territory.
So, have fun while you’re here. I’m sure you’ll even come back to this thread, as it is one of the finest trainwrecks we’ve had in a while, spawning multiple Pit threads with ban warnings and pile ons of defensive, I mean defenseless, Dopers left and right. Sadly, tho, we haven’t had anyone nitpicking spelling and grammar.
Fight the good fight, Drunken Spaniard. Like you, I am not left handed!