OWIE!!! You didn’t declaw them first! That little bugger scratched my pinkie!
Better call your lawyer, bucko – I’m gonna SUE! :mad:
Declawing kittens!!! To heck with dogpiling Liberal, YOU deserve it more!!!
I’m kinda opposed to the idea.
How do you feel about circumcizing them?
Regards,
Shodan
Well, if the mohel is properly trained and…
…hey, wait a sec! :mad:
Only on the 8th day.
Oh, yeh? Well, just wait till you’re facing a savage feline about to rake you to ribbons – see if you’re agin it then.
Are you right-handed or left-handed? I suggest feeling about with your good hand. The other one grabs them by the scruff.
But without claws, they lose their predatory instincts and become soft and useless, like this.
IAMBIC, have you met Finnagain yet? You two should become penpals or something.
Awww, that’s so sweet. Thanks for your consideration.
The dismembered kitten paws seem to losing their touch.
Thread dying…
…must warn kittens…
…[gasp-wheeze]…
Thread’s dead, baby.
Thread’s dead.
That’s true, but its asshole sure is shiny!
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