Do girls with bib tits couple with

I don’t think there is any correlation to size.
My SO is on the small side, so this size thing is not a factor.

There is no correlation between Bigguns and Big Guns.
:smiley:

Bib Tits: it’s like a topless Red Lobster. Pass the clarified butter!

Yeah, and the good Dr. berdollos could be the head snicker investigator, seeing as he has a Ph.D. in psychology and all.

I’m glad my hubby didn’t subscribe to this (crackpot) theory. :smiley:

FairyChatMom : LMAO !

I confess. I have bib tits. It’s not such a bad thing, but people keep asking to borrow them when they are eating lobster.

Oh, I dunno.

Back when I was dating, I used to go up to all the women who had big breasts and just say to them, “Hi, I’m a well-endowed guy. Wanna get married?”

This also just occurred to me.

When we first got married, my wife weighed a lot less than she does now. Her breasts were considerably smaller.

Now her breasts are larger. My penis is pretty much the same size as it was then.

Hope this doesn’t skew any of your data.

Only among those with implants.

Moderator’s Notes: Berdollos, you’d better do something to assure me this post isn’t an attempt at trolling. And quickly, or it’ll be locked and you’ll garner yourself an official admonishment.

Do lactating women have bib tits? If not, should they?

Remember that Blackadder episode when Edmund’s Puritanical aunt and uncle are coming for a visit. It’s the one where Baldrick finds a thingie-shaped turnip.

Near the end of the show, Blackadder’s friends come over for a good drink-fest and they all wear an enormous pair of fake bosoms. Those are what I think of when I see bib tits.

Aren’t bib tits the ones that keep the kid clean while they nurse?

“You must be at least this long to ride me.” :wink:

The fascinating thing is that Baldric has a thingie shaped exactly like a turnip!

As to the OP, I have fairly small breasts and an active dislike of men with over-average sized penises. (they hurt!!)

When I saw this thread’s title I thought of one of those Price/Stern/Sloan humor booklets from the 1960’s and 1970’s (they’re the folks that put out the books of “Elephant Jokes”) entitled Big Boobs are… One of the thinkgs having Big Boobs meant was “…never having to worry about dropping something on the buffet line” The accompanying cartoon showed a “well endowed” woman carrying a lot of food, some of it caught in her “bib tits”.
The OP is clearly something that my wife would say only occurs to guys. Any thought of correlation of body part sizes is, I suspect, a Male Fantasy. Some women evidently care about size in men, but I’ll bet it doesn’t correlate with their physical measurements.

Why the hell is there are thread about my tits?

::wanders in, mildly curious about what a Bib Tit might be::

::shakes head in bemusement at some of the comments, and at the OP in general, giggles and wanders out again::

Bib Tits. Now we’ll have a new Only-On-The-SDMB term. Well, at least it goes well with Butt Cleavage. :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

i thought bib tits might have something to do with overalls. i guess not…

Band name!

Now, when you got a GO reading, did that mean, like, “PASS GO, COLLECT $200”, or “GO AWAY WITH THAT FOOL THANG”? Brings a whole new definition to Headspace and Timing, too.

Bib Tits and Butt Cleavage… I like the sound of that! :rolleyes: