Just wondering
Hmm,…you look a little longer, but you wear it well.
Whose ass did you kiss to get your name changed? I spotted it in the “Don’t look here and not post” or whatever the hell the name of the thread was thread.
…is that flecks of grey I see at the temples?
And, unless I’m very much mistaken, you have put on a little weight.
And, now that I’m closer, I’m wondering, yes, I think I see a twinkle in your eye…
Exactly what are you up to now mister?
Gez, hoo-ha, what have you been drining, shoe polish?
Look at you. Gotta get you into Betty Ford, man. You’re a mess.
Hoo-wah ah is not hoo-ha
What tha?
hoo-ha! I like it!
I guess I’ve forgotten. Who were you before? Aha?
Or Silo? he seems to be a Mike, too.
When I as a little girl, we called the vagina a “hoo-ha” or a “susie.” Just a little side note…but everytime I see your name, I giggle. You should know that, Mike.
You’re looking very feminine today, buddy.
Oh, I like it, hoo-ha. The only change I see is a little glimmer of smugness about the head and shoulders.
Catrandom
Is that a toupee?
Do you look different?! Hoo-hah, sweetie, we’ve been wondering all along exactly which species you should be classified as!
The forehead and digits are okay, the gray-green skin we’ve written off as hangover induced, ditto possibly on the gills, but there is one difference we’ve all been wondering about but were too polite to ask.
But now that you brought up the subject, your, hmmm, well family jewels. Good lord, man (or whatever) wha’ happened to you?! Did spill Chernobyl Cola on 'em?
I don’t want to encourage litigation, but you have a case.
::shakes head ruefully::
Veb
Aha, you sure know how to hoot your horn!
I see what he’s trying to pull… and I rest firmly on the “no comment” square.
If the mountain won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain.
You favor my best friend aha a great deal. He’s a wonderful man. No substitute for the real thing.
You’re shameless you know that?
Did you grow an extra arm or something?