Well???
Did you not used to be located in Greece?
Ah the operation has been successful. We wish you well in your new life as a half-man, half-lizard mutant.
You dyed your hair!
(That’s my default answer when girls ask this question. It seems to have about an 80% success rate.)
You’ve traded in the goat?
Oh my god, wow!
Thats fantastic! Its just so brilliant!
So, spill the beans… when did you do it?
Heh, amateurs. This is how its done. 
Yeah, your shoe is untied. Don’t want to trip and fall now, do we?
Nice wedding ring!
(Right?)
To notice anything different, I would have to have noticed you at all at some point – alas, I have not.
Um – nice shirt?
Uh… You used to be Dog79? Happy Numeral Increasement Anniversary!
Yes, and you look very good. Not everyone call pull off the full Slim Goodbody tattoo.
WAG–you finally coughed up the $14.95?
Is your D bigger? :eek:
Very nice; they should be very natural-looking after the swelling goes down.
Disregard my guess. I see you’ve been here since 2003 (sorry, didn’t recognize the name.)
Umm…you look really good as a red-head. Quite natural.
You’ve lost weight and You Look Great!
(major suck up)
You won the lottery! Good to see you, Dog80 old buddy old pal. You’re looking great!
Congrats on the Greece thing. I won’t pry.
Why, prison’s hardly changed you at all, my dear.
You’ve been taking Enzyte?
Bob finally told you about Enzyte?