I have had rabies shots. I know, alot of people have gone through them, but I had to get mine from contact with a rabid lamb. This lamb died at a county fair. My brothers and I had our lambs in the pen next to the rabid lamb. My brothers actually checked the lamb out and opened its mouth. They did it cause who suspects a rabid lamb at a county fair.
So when I sit down next to someone and say in jest “I have had my shots” I am not lying.
We had a Nerf gun war at my office a while ago, and I took one of my co-worker’s darts, licked the suction cup, and shot it onto the skylight over his desk. One year later, it’s still there. One guy even climbed on a desk with a broomstick and manged to twist the thing up against the skylight and tear off some of the Nerf, and it’s still there.
What makes me different are the adhesive properties of my saliva.
Well, I thought about dropping in with some wisecrack like, “Nothing, I’m just like everyone else.” Then I saw Revtim’s comment and thought I’d add that I’m one of the relatively few males who’ve had a D&C.
I have one blue eye and one half green/half blue eye. I mean literally, my right eye is green on the bottom and blue on top. (So’s my sister’s.) But I wear colored contacts so no one can tell, because, come on, that’s just friggin’ weird, and I don’t like it when people point it out.
Makes me feel like a circus mutant. (No offense to any circus mutants out there.)
Plus there’s the whole immortality thing. I’m serious. Ask me about it sometime.
Me? I’m virtually married to racinchikki :D, and I’m one of only 3 Dopers who own fullsize Jeeps (although I just wrecked it–see sig) (The other 2 are GaWd and Green Bean)
i’m a managment major at a tech school… my knuckles crack whenever i open and close my hands… and i’ve got the tip of a pencil stcuk in my leg soemwhere
if none of that works, i’ll make soemthing else up later
After much thought, I’ve come to the conclusion that the thing that makes me different is the sum of my experiences. I’ve not done a particular thing that one would classify as outside the norm… well, maybe the accordion lessons. But I’m special. There’s no one else exactly like me. Mr. Rogers said so, dammit!!
No, wait - I just thought of something! I’m the only one in my office who, as project leader, ensured that the engineering documentation for my aircraft was completed and delivered on time. Never done before I did it, never since. Big fat hairy deal. You’d think it would merit recognition… you’d think… not that I’m bitter…