Punch line of the evening:
"…it’s horrific that in some parts of the world, when a woman approaches sexual maturity, they cut off her clitoris. It really makes me grateful to be an American, because as bad as it gets sometimes, I know that we’ll never do that here…
“…because men here don’t know where the clitoris is!”
So what’s <i>your</i> finding the clitoris punchline?
I’ve known where it is for a long time. Just ask Mrs. Dave-Guy 
I never knew two nights in a row with my exwife. Is 50% OK?
I’ve found that most guys know where it is… they just don’t know what to do with it once they’ve found it.
I’ve never met a man who doesn’t know where it is, nor what to do when they have the opportunity, although particular suggestions are always appreciated. You have to be an astute judge of character- that’s never failed me yet.
My only regret is that I can’t pack an extra!