It’s on Orion’s Belt, right? Right? So where’s my toaster, in Cassiopeia?
Sure. It’s “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.” You can find it at their headquarters – the mining ship Red Dwarf.
Ummm… thats the thing right at the beginning of the the crack of the butt right? I usually attack that right after I seduce the lumbar region!
I thought I found it once but it turned out to be a pellet of compressed toilet paper.
Why are you of the opinion that I need to know?
Kidding!
::::ducks, flees, hides::::
Absolutely true. I’ve never been interested in masturbating–see my sig line, I think that’s partially why–and so clitoral manipulation was completely foreign to me.
My then-boyfriend, now fiancé were becoming a bit more sexual (and he is my first, as I am his, so we’re talking really ignorant people about sexual expression at this time), and well, I wanted to know where the damn thing was. I looked up reference photos, referred then back to myself, touch it a wee bit to determine WHOO! yup, that’s it, and I graduated from Clitoris College. Next time I saw my man, I gave him a mini lesson–with manipulatives and visuals, of course. 
It was strictly scientific at the time–“Well, I’ll be, there it is,”–and now is just damn fun. Like I tell my students–knowledge is best when it’s applied.
<MODE=SILLY>
No, but if you need help finding it, I’ll be more than happy to assist you in your search. Where is the last place you remember seeing it?
</MODE>
But seriously, it troubles me when women expect men to be psychic. I had a general idea where the clitoris was when I was in college, but I had read extensively on the topic (in medical texts, not Playboy, Hustler, etc. – sheesh!) I’m over 40 now, and my self-image isn’t wrapped up in knowing it all. If I can’t find something that important, I’ll ask directions.
To tell the truth, there is a lot of variation in “normal” human anatomy. Heck, even if your “equipment” looked exactly like the illustration in Gray’s Anatomy, that’s no guarantee your male partner will immediately recognize it for what it is. Let’s face it. He may not even have read the book. Hopefully, he’ll be happy to learn where it is on you. After all, it’s not very likely to be hidden behind your ear, right? 
Instead of getting frustrated with your partner, show him where it is. If it’s that important, he needs to know, and if you’re emotionally healthy, dispelling his ignorance is more important (and rewarding ;)) than it is to have another item to add to your “why he’s a jerk” list. Hopefully it’ll be important to him, too – otherwise, show him the door.
–Baloo
Its in the back of the throat, right? (heh-heh)
Baloo is right on. Men today are expected to know everything about women by osmosis or something. If you can’t take the extra ten seconds to at least hint what you like and which buttons to push, why should men take the extra time (Which to their lower brains seems an eternity) to push those buttons. If I said I get tired of telling women “No, no honey, all the way down your throat” I would be a sexist asshole. Yet you slam men the same way and expect people to feel sorry for you. (Sorry, got a little carried away - forgot I wasn’t in the 'pit.) My wife and I have stayed married for 17 years because we use our biggest sexual organs all the time - Our brains. We talk. If I do something she likes, she lets me know. If it’s not working, she just as quickly guides me to what does work. With my wife that’s important because what worked this morning may not work tonight. I have no problem giving her the same input. Lighten up on the guys. Show them what you want. The fallacy that men can’t be told what to do because their feelings will be hurt is just that - a fallacy (Phallusy?). Men love to be shown what women like. It increases the chance of repeat performances and if you dump him because he’s a real asshole, the next woman he’s with will appreciate the additional talent he brings to the table.
Ruffian said:
I think that’s a much more interesting sig line right there 
Yup.
It’s on screen toward the end of the South Park Movie.
Not meaning to hijack this thread, but I have to say that in a movie so full of laughs, I think I can single out the “I am the clitoris” moment as the funniest.
The following is an unsolicited answer to the OP, from Mrs. Olentzero… ahem:
I hope that answers your question.
I’ve never known a man who didn’t become a better lover INSTANTLY (including me) when a woman uttered those three magic words.
“Touch me there.”
I don’t know. Haven’t seen her since “Blazing Saddles.”
Well, according to my wife and all my pre-marital girlfriends, you can count me among the physiologically aware.
Why, the women can’t find it either?
<<ducking>>
Some are large & some are small. Some are too sensitive to be touched at all. Some women have really large ones, which are easier to find.
I agree with Olentzero … YES there are men who know where it is and how to treat it, and those are approximately the noises that will result! I also agree that as much as society tells us (women) otherwise, the time has come for us to stand up (lie down?) and say “touch me here, do it this way, I like this, I don’t like that.” Hey… it’s the new millenium … maybe now is the time for women to admit they like sex? YES! oh … YES!
I agree with Olentzero … YES there are men who know where it is and how to treat it, and those are approximately the noises that will result! I also agree that as much as society tells us (women) otherwise, the time has come for us to stand up (lie down?) and say “touch me here, do it this way, I like this, I don’t like that.” Hey… it’s the new millenium … maybe now is the time for women to admit they like sex? YES! oh … YES!
By the way, Handy, I like your “Joy of Sex as told by Dr. Seuss”
Some are large and some are small.
Some cannot be touched at all.
Some are peach and some are pink.
Some will grow and some will shrink.
(Find it now or you’re a dink?)