I agree with Olentzero … YES there are men who know where it is and how to treat it, and those are approximately the noises that will result! I also agree that as much as society tells us (women) otherwise, the time has come for us to stand up (lie down?) and say “touch me here, do it this way, I like this, I don’t like that.” Hey… it’s the new millenium … maybe now is the time for women to admit they like sex? YES! oh … YES!
By the way, Handy, I like your “Joy of Sex as told by Dr. Seuss”
Some are large and some are small.
Some cannot be touched at all.
Some are peach and some are pink.
Some will grow and some will shrink.
I, the lowly 13 year old, do! See, my 16 year old sisters’ friend came over, and was really hitting on one of my friends, so she sat us down and explained all this…apparently I’m now qualified to give a detailed explanation, involving graphs and diagrams (we have charts and shit SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!)
So, apparently, I (not quite a man…at least not in that sense) know where it is, and your dumb ass dates don’t…you’re not a petafile, right?
Oooooooooh my, my ex-bf… wow. he knows BOY DOES HE KNOW!!
a note to concrete: i do know that guys like head… But do you do with a guy who has never gotten off that way, despite the efforts of SIX OTHER GIRLS [his prior endeavors]??? HE DOESN’T KNOW what it took… Sadly, no research has been able to help him yet. Got any sugestions I can relay to his next sexual partner?? I’m serious, really.
While I’m surprised your BF ‘couldn’t get off’ that way (I assume you mean a BJ), I must admit that I’ve never been particularly fond of them.
It’s caused friction in the past (boy that came out wrong) because I’m supposed to love it, and some partners have been rather bent out of shape when I wave them off…
I’m not unsympathetic. I love giving head, and I’ve been disappointed when I’m with a girl who doen’t enjoy receiving it. But my disappointment is not nearly as powerful as theirs. (I have my theories on this.)
Would you care to elaborate on why it bothers you?
KP- it bothered me only because he loves to “pleasure girls,” as he put it. He genuinely loves going down on them because all his attention is on the girl. I felt bad because the favor couldn’t be returned and not for a lack of trying on both our parts.
Actually, Baloo, ze amoreux French have a phrase for that kind of thing: esprit d’escalier, lit. “spirit of the staircase”.
It comes from the time when you’re either having an argument or you’ve been zinged and you storm out of the apartment to go have a beer/smoke/breath of fresh air to calm down. Halfway down the stairs to the next floor you come up with the most God-awful brilliant riposte, but of course now it’s too damn late to go back and say it because the moment’s been lost forever. So you get all flustered again and that one beer becomes an all night drinking bash to drown your sorrows, both because you lost the argument and because you’re kicking yourself for being so damn slow with the blasted comebacks, already.
Returning you to your regularly scheduled sex ed thread…
I just have to say this is the funniest topic I have read in a long time. I enjoyed it so much that I about peed in my pants the next day retelling it to my co-worker.
Palmyra:
I love getting blowjobs, but I rarely orgasm from them. For some of my partners this was a problem, since they felt it was a failure if some kind on their part. Unlike KP, I dearly love the act; it simply does not generally result in orgasm. It does, however, usually leave me gasping for breath and desperate to find the path to paradise.
My own theory invilves pressure. Friction to the head of my penis takes me to the edge, but it is pressure along the shaft that pushes me over. During intercourse, the vaginal walls exert a pressure on the shaft that most women (at least most of those I have encountered) are not able to maintain with their lips (without risking teeth – OW). One method which I have been able to suggest to my wife (and to a few predecessors) was to use her mouth generously around the tip, but use her hands to stroke hard along the shaft. It was not a guarantee, but it did have a higher success rate.
Um, Handy, I hate to be the one to ask you this, but the women you’ve been seeing who had “really large” clitorises… did they by any chance have adam’s apples, too?
If you can wrap your hand around it, it probably isn’t really a clitoris. Especially if she’s dressed like Carol Channing or Barbra Streisand.
