Of course meremaids have vaginas.
Where do you think we get caviar?
After all that time a sea, if a sailor found a mermaid without a vagina, that would suck.
So that would make you the closest thing we have to an authority on the subject.
:scoots up chair:
So do tell! 
Ah, yes, but would she swallow?
:: D&R ::
My dreams tend to be all over the board, and rarely do I make it an entire night in the same dream. My “sex with a hot mermaid” quickly turned into a “stuck in a horse-drawn carriage in sub-zero temperatures making out with a 4 foot tall Hispanic woman”. But the mermaid definitely had a vagina before she turned into the hispanic woman.
Details, man, details!
This is for science, after all.
Where was it located?
What techniques did you two employ?
Was she satisfied?
Did 4 foot hispanic woman in any way resemble Ms. Mermaid?
Do Mermaids have Vaginas?
Considering how good they are at sucking dick. . .who cares?
In the usual spot, but rotated a bit more to the front.
I don’t think we made it that far - or something else happened.
n/a
Not in the least! But both were beautiful in their own special way.
Well, the ones here do. Thank “Bob” for pre-Disney Florida tourist attractions!
Great story, I always worry about censorship, but that WAS funny…
I am really surprised no one has described Mermaids as
“Too much fish to eat and not enough woman to love…”
:glares at Tentacle Monster and **Marlin **:
Modesty prevents me from commenting further.
“How is Mermaid vagina?”
“Dude, it’s off the scale!”
Spoken like a gentleman.
Translation: he had sex with the horse.
Munch, " You were great…wanna go out again?"
Horse, " Neighhhhhhh. I’m into a threesome with the mexican midget and the Mermaid. "
Just a little fishy for my taste.
Ba dum dum, ching.
Oh come on, you were all thinking it.
Mexican midget?
Tentacle Monster: What can I say except that I had to stand up here at work and applaud you for that awesome post… then I had to get a Keenex to clean off all the spit on my monitor (that appeared from laughing so hard).
Not all fish reproduce the same way. Male sharks, for example, have a pair of organs called “claspers” which are roughly equivalent to a mammalian penis. The eggs are fertilized inside the female shark’s body–in some species they even hatch while still inside the uterus.
So, there’s the possibility that a merman might actually have two fully functional, erm, “tallywhackers.” 
Does that mean that she didn’t have a vagina after she turned into the hispanic woman?
Just wondering.
That would explain why he had to settle for the horse