By the way, the proper latin plural of *vagina * would be vaginae…
If it weren’t for his horse,he wouldn’t be able to go to college.
It all makes sense!
Tentacle Monster, you are a terrible, hideous human being.
And you just left me cackling like Cesar Romero. Bravo.
Oh, that short little hispanic woman definitely had all her parts.
Shirley, I hereby place a cease and desist on all Lewis Black jokes before I’ve had a chance to get my two cups of morning coffee into my system, not into my keyboard via my nose.
But unless you’re going to pronounce it “wa-ghee-nye” I think the English spelling will have to do. 
Nasally Injected Coffee. This could be a new marketing idea.
*Start your mornings with Caffeinex. One shot up your Schnoz and it’s **GO GO GO NOW! ** Inspired by Mermaid Sex Bukkake Rape Dreams. *
Nasally injected coffee? Just fill one of these bad boys up with your favorite brew and let 'er rip!
The best part is, since it flows through, you can put your coffee cup under your nose and send it through again, or just chug it down!
Weeny.
I take mine with a syringe.
Jab that puppy into the stomach muscle and slam the plunger home.
Wakes me right up.
A syringe in the stomach? What are you a Nancy Drew Fan?
I stab my caffeinated syringe straight into my juglar before I get out of bed in the morning. I hit the showers at Mach 22.
Amateur.
***Caffeinex: Hot Snot That Hits The Spot! ***
But, but, Hunter S. Thompson does it…
No less an authority than Shel Silverstein has weighed in on this.
All through this thread I was thinking of Bobby Bare’s song from 30 years ago. Shoulda guessed it was a Silverstein-written ditty.
DD
If anyone ever meets Tom Hanks, why don’t you ask him?
Spit. Riiiiiiiiiight. 