How do you ask your SO for lovin’?
Boston Dopefest: McCormick & Schmick (at Quincy Market) - Wednesday July 11th, 6:30pm
Do you have recurring fantasies of escorting a historical figure around modern times?
Grocery Shopping Penguin
Zombies are invading. What do you do?
Might I suggest a UK DopeFest?
Functioning with one-fourth of a stigmata.
Do not feed the sequential thread
The Sandwich Man
Can’t tell anyone
Antigen, you did it, now fix it!
Wow, I guess you’re not that nice after all
**What do women find attractive in men?
What significant differences do you think are least/most damaging to a romance?
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**Goddamn fuckin Canada!
Goddammit, use your fucking dictionaries! (Very nitpicky)
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**Zombies are invading. What do you do?
Have any Amway encounters to share? **
**Why yes, you do look like a ho.
I’m getting LASIK today…**
The better to see you with, my dear!
The Chinese are trying to kill us
Let’s carry on a conversation using nothing but song titles
Er…I’m not sure that’s a very effective defense strategy…
**disemboweled girl in pool
What’s the proper way to rack pool balls (9-ball this time)**
Does the girl go behind the eight ball?
Why Don’t People Give a Shit, Anymore?
HP has failed me.
Sure, blame the printer for apathy
Taking Engrish to new heights (depths?)
I’m Going to Teach An Undergraduate Course
I’m gonna double major on Engrish Lit and Underwater basketweaving.
**A slightly sticky romantic entanglement (long)
A gift from Castro to Ho Chi Minh**
**Is this a “date”? What do I do? OH GOD SO CONFUSED
How many dates did it take for you to meet your SO?
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I can’t get into my email.
A is for anxiety.
**Advice on adding a new cat to the household?
I have way too much cat hair in my nose.
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