Do NOT Feed The Troll

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Doughbag

P.S.: …. But apparently we are not worth your attention, since we are not interesting enough for you.

P.P.S: Can this really be you have to say… there is nothing more between your ears?

Oh, just say goodbye. Stop poking it with a stick.

[running_coach]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Oh, just say goodbye. Stop poking it with a stick.

But what if she’s armed with fresh fruit?

[deltasigma]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Oh, just say goodbye. Stop poking it with a stick.

I believe proper decorum is to poke and laugh simultaneously. To do one but not the other, well, I just don’t think it’s done in civilized countries.

[Honey]

@runner pat

But what if she’s armed with fresh fruit?

Or feces.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@runner pat

But what if she’s armed with fresh fruit?

Then we’ll just pull the string releasing the 16 ton weight from the ceiling.

[Crazy_Canuck]

Well, I usually try to avoid posting to people who live under bridges, but on the very slight chance that JOSH is an actual mis-guided Christian instead of merely being a troll, I thought I’d post this and see her reaction.

I am a Satanist. No, I’m not a pissed off teenager hoping to mess with the grown-ups, I’m the real deal, a sworn enemy of all things related to Christianity. And I approve of everything you are doing on this board. Keep it up!

Please keep misrepresenting Christians, so that when most people think of them, you are the horrible stereotype that they think of. Refuse any sort of compromise, keep playing the pitiful martyr. Refuse to actually engage your opponents with anything other than smilies. Don’t actually read that holy book you claim to live by and try to be the salt of the earth, be the little rock in their shoe that drives them mad instead.

By doing these things, you advance my agenda. Not God’s agenda, mine. Thanks for everything so far, and keep up the good work.

[Sister_Vigilante]

I read 4 pages and had to stop. But I want to fight a bit of ignorance if it hasn’t been said already.

The bible never said suicide was bad. The Church did, they made it a sin of pride to keep their followers from offing themselves so they’d get to heaven faster. Because, apparently a lot of that was going on at the time. It is a sin of pride because it implies that you think no one, not even God, can help you.

[deltasigma]

@Mithrander

I am a Satanist. No, I’m not a pissed off teenager hoping to mess with the grown-ups, I’m the real deal, a sworn enemy of all things related to Christianity. And I approve of everything you are doing on this board. Keep it up!

Please keep misrepresenting Christians, so that when most people think of them, you are the horrible stereotype that they think of. Refuse any sort of compromise, keep playing the pitiful martyr. Refuse to actually engage your opponents with anything other than smilies. Don’t actually read that holy book you claim to live by and try to be the salt of the earth, be the little rock in their shoe that drives them mad instead.

By doing these things, you advance my agenda. Not God’s agenda, mine. Thanks for everything so far, and keep up the good work.

I not so obliquely pointed this out a while ago

@deltasigma

I love that you keep intentionally trying to annoy people. You’re closer to coming over to the dark side than you realize. MWAHAHAHA! Which is cool since we have cookies.

but tried not to hit the nail quite so directly on the head since, well, it’s not like we really care what her motivations are as long as she’s hitting those sales figures - Am I right?

@Sister_Vigilante

I read 4 pages and had to stop. But I want to fight a bit of ignorance if it hasn’t been said already.

The bible never said suicide was bad. The Church did, they made it a sin of pride to keep their followers from offing themselves so they’d get to heaven faster. Because, apparently a lot of that was going on at the time. It is a sin of pride because it implies that you think no one, not even God, can help you.

Mmmm, Pride, The Sin of. Pungent but sweet. Even if Trolly leaves today the bouquet will linger for months at least.