This Place Is So Close To Being Great, But Instead Is Filled With Hate

The BBQ Pit
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How is it that such a group of smart, well educated people as the frequent readers of the straight dope can be so filled with intolerance?

Why is it that you preach love and tolerance to every point of view but the Christian one? Why do you all roll your eyes and turn away at the thought of Christian virtue or prayer, but accept the concept of Pagan Spellcraft and morals?

Why do you smart people live your lives with such lax morals and openly embrace Pagan rituals like Halloween? Why do you laugh in the face of all that cannot be proven by science, except when to be politically correct you have to accept it?

You hate the Christians and our lifestyles. You are supposed to be well enough educated to have different opinions, rather than PC ones.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also, the number of very aggressively homosexual posters concerns me. I do not turn homosexuals away from me, but I am very cautious about their lifestyle, as it is so specifically and drastically warned against in the scriptures.

Praise God.

SBJ

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Teehee! He’s so cute!

::Pokes PBJ in the belly, watches him do the Pillsbury Doughboy laugh::

Run along now, and don’t let the ickle door hit you on the patootey on the way out.

Thanks for playing, and have a nice day:)

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Awww, how cute! You’re dressed as a troll, aren’t you? Here ya go, have a Snickers. Happy Hallowe’en!!

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yawn
scratches Arms

crickets chirp

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It’s all the damn lactose.

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Somebody hasn’t lurked much, now has he?

[sub]Kamandi: Trick or treat? Kin I have a Snickers?[/sub]

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So that’s where the candy is!

I want a Mounds and some Peppermint patties!

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Uhhh…you concerned about the aggresivness of the posting or the homosexuality?
Well, Not much to do this evening, as our Cadet Unit is celebrating said evil Pagan ritual by letting the Freshmen run wild. I’m just hanging at my Uncles house.

By “Evil Pagan Rituals” you eating refined sugar, right?

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:rolleyes:

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And pass the ammo.

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Glad to see you finally got your shift button fixed.

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If this isn’t a troll post, then someone’s missing the irony… it’s only intolerance if it’s directed against people YOU like, SBJ?

Dark “I don’t even believe in Jebus!” Judicator
I know, I know… dnftt…

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is this for real?

(what’s an “agressive homosexual”? is that like a wrestler or something? besides, turning them away from you is the nicest thing you can do!)

help me out here!

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Well, didn’t you know that Hershey is the tool of the Goddess?

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Mmmm!

{Esprix eats SavedByJesus}

Tasty!

Esprix

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Actually, aside from the ritual rolling of the evil eyes, there is a question:

How can such evil folk be so close to being great?

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Judge not, newbie.

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HEATHEN!!!

Everyone knows it’s Lady Godiva.

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DNFTT? But… but… I wanted to give the li’l guy a Circus Peanut… look at the way he can stand on his hind legs!

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Peppermint patties? Ooh! I want some!