I haven’t gotten any since college (early 90’s) when we had Action Man.
Action Man was something of a legend on campus, as he’d apparently been in, well, action long enough to be a running joke in a number of school publications by my freshman year. After hearing so much about him, I actually felt kind of honored when he called me during my sophmore year. Over the next couple of years I heard from him three more times, but two of my roomies never got the call, and felt kind of left out.
His MO was to call random male students and ask “you want some action?” The first time he called, I was too confused to say anything other than “uh, no thanks” (Momma raised me to always be polite) before I realized who it was, but he’d already hung up. The next time he called, I said “yeah, sure” but “you want some action?” seemed to be the extent of his repetoire.
He was never obscene, abusive, violent or even very loud, he called during the daytime and he never called the same number more than once in a semester. All in all, he was a model crank caller.
2trew, what on earth is the Worst Case Scenario?