What fun is it in being a lunatic if one can’t rave. DUH! 
I’d like to welcome our newest posters:
**I ate Spock’s Brain
Brains are the new Snack
Undead Annie
Bob’s Zombie
Jonathan Chains
Lendervedder’s Bloated Corpse
The Severed Head of Prof. P
Charredcasm
DarkDungeonDenizen **
They seem like nice enough folks, though with some unconventional dining manners.
Seen any other new faces that should be welcomed?
I must be falling apart faster that I feared, if people can’t recognize me any more!
Hmm…you look kind of smart. I wonder what your brains taste like.
I do enjoy a good bowl of [del]brains[/del] cereal.
Odd, everyone’s names look the same to me.
Oh, don’t forget Rancid-Skullcracker! She’s the cute one.
Which Mod do we have to PM to get a Halloween name? I tried one but she never answered. 
Halloween name? No such thing. Zombie-infestation? Not happening. But if it were happening, you’d have to be infested by another zombie, so that it would be spreading. Which it’s not.
As I understand it, this is all just a mass hallucination brought about by too much Halloween spirit. Possibly something uncouth involving a weather balloon.
That might be because you’re a guest, as opposed to a Member or Charter Member. Although I could be wrong, as I really have no way of knowing what the board looks like to a guest.
Again, I may be mistaken, but my WAG is that only the ‘Charter Members’ are able to do that. I asked too (in a PM to a ‘former’ Mod), and haven’t recieved a reply.
Snooty S.O.B.s! :mad:
Just kidding! 
Actually, they’re all a fine upstanding bunch, doing a tiresome, tedious and thankless job. And I am not going to be the one to whine about the few ‘perks’ that they get, for doing it.
There will only be 5 threads started in GD in the next week and none of them will have Greg Palast links in them.
Halloween names?
Not sure what you’re talking about.
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus. Trust me, I’m a Professor.
Now see, that all makes perfect, rational sense. I for one am mightily relieved.
What’s the deal with all the scattered body parts and puddles of congealing blood, though? Misidentified raccoon corpse again?
I heard there was a disturbance in the force because some circus peanuts and candy corn mated. Still, doesn’t look like it’s affected anything on the Dope. Everything looks as it usually does. BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!
No, it’s just prank week. Some of the frat boys went a bit overboard.
Wearing and Edgar suit?
Whew! Good to know that there’s absolutely nothing to worry about!
No, I’m pretty sure it’s because everything is fine and you should all continue to enjoy your wheat and wheat by-products.