Why is it you can make a radio out of three coconuts and a piece of driftwood, but you can’t figure out how to strap a bunch of logs together to make a raft and get us off this damn island, “Professor”? My ghod, even Gilligan’s looking good at this point.
I’m on an island with Mary Ann and Ginger. Why would I want to leave?
The Professor (Russell Johnson) today.
Now this is something I can sink my teeth into.
Regards,
Bracula
And behind those rather forced smiles I think we might still find a nice, quivering mass of brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss! Changes the “I’d do her” of yore into something rather different. And more – ahh, topical.
If I meet one of them I’ll hug 'em like a brother and ask them in for a snack.
Eat lots of fish first. After all fish is brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn food.
So many dinner invitations, so little time!
Whadda I look like, chopped liver? :: *parts falling off *:: Oh – sheesh, yeah, I guess there’s a resemblance. Sorry, seems like everything has changed except my name. Forget I brought it up. Everything is fine, there is nothing to worry about. Certainly not a virus or anything silly like that. Right?
I said RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Kinda surprised that people didn’t pick up on this already.
Mine hasn’t changed at all. Or perhaps I just can’t see it.
Your name is scary enough.
Good thing my name doesn’t even slightly resemble the title of a cult favorite TV show with a supernatural theme.
Some thieving bugger scarpered with my brain a while back so I am completely unable to make my user name halloweenised - also I now have a great desire give all all money to a Nigerian prince but first I must go and be injected with some colloidal silver.
Thankyou so much. I have had trouble chewing since my bottom jaw fell off
briiiingaringa bringa bringa ringa [SIZE=“4”]graaawwwwwwwww[/SIZE]
briiiingaringa bringa bringa ringa graaawwwwwwwww
cmon here little brainses I haz a new can opener [SIZE=“1”]~giggle~[/SIZE]
Please ignore all posts made by people whose usernames seem to be…under the weather. They may be experiencing delusions that are making them appear and post certain ways.
Please know that there is STILL no reason to panic however…the best workers are on the board working all hours to contain…er…did I type contain? I meant CALM the masses down.
There IS no problem, disease, or outbreak slowly spreading via PMs or any other means of the board. Not one at all—and certainly not one that will probably affect most everyone and anyone by the time Halloween gets here. No sir/ma’am—everyone is SAFE.
'Mungry!!! Want brains. Munch. Gobble. Snarf.
:: lumbers towards bunch of intelligent people ::
grahhhhhh grahhhhhhhhhhh mrgrahhhhhhhhhhhh shamble shamble