If Homer was singing it:
Doh! - a word I use a lot
Ray - the guy who did my roof
Mi - the one who drinks the beer
Fa - a length I seldom run
So? - my winning argument
La - a word I never said
Ti - a drink I never have
If The Donald sang it:
Dough - that stuff I have a lot of. Thousands and thousands, maybe millions, I don’t know
Ray - Epps, my favorite person in the whole world, a real patriot
Mi - because it’s all about me, I’m the most interesting person in the world
Fa - what Sleepy Joe does a lot of, fa-ling down
So - who are you going to believe? Me? Or the fake news types?
La - what everything starts with in Mexico
Ti - iced, it’s good, they drink it in Real America, but I never drink it, I always drink Diet Coke. The Diet Coke people should be paying me, I drink so much of it. It makes my brain smarter, so much smarter.
The version I’ve always associated with The Simpsons is this:
Doh–a beer, a Mexican beer
Ray–the guy who sells me beer
Mi–the guy, who drinks the beer
Fa–the distance to the stooooore
So–why don’t you drink a beer
La–la la la la la laaa
Ti–have a beer instead
That will bring us back to do, do, do, do, D’OH!
(I suspect this has no actual Simpsons connection–of course, it’s Moe who sells Homer beer–but may have naturally gotten one given the subject matter and Homer’s common exclamation. On further research, the specific Mexican beer version seems to be a Hash House Harriers song.)