And there will always be a fanfic that will make you shriek in terror and make you want to bleach your brain.
Oh, yeah. That’s why I quit reading them. I don’t want to walk down the dark corridors of some people’s minds.
Gah-the humanity er-wizardry, er-
I’ll come in again.
Imagine Snape.
and a house elf.
…Yeah, I quit reading it
Now why did you do that to me? I’m a nice person. I didn’t deserve that. (then again, neither did you, I’m sure)
I know I’m going to hate myself for asking this, but…male or female?
Funky!
It’s Snape in a dirty 'fic. Obviously male, and Snape called him either Draco or Harry.
I had to ask. Why did I have to ask?
The O’Possums are native to Ireland 
“Draco” at one time and “Harry” another, or D&H alternately during the same, er, forgive me, act, or you forgot?
Of course, and they immigrated to America during the potato famine! 
None of the above…I’ve not seen this one…Just speculating based on the ones I have run across.
Oh sure, Pal. You expect us to believe that?
That’s some quality funny, there, Bootsy.
And are kin to the O’Pogos and the Kellys.
“A good witch is a witch, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
-Albert O’Alligator.
Uh… I’m not sure actually, it never specified… The elf just sort of did what Snape asked and… yeah.
I guess up to a certain point it wouldn’t matter. I better stop thinking about this, as the thought of Snape with anyone is making me feel as if my skin will crawl off my body and go hide in the corner. (I hate Snape.)
You know what’s even worse? Snape and Hermione.
Snape and Hermione is surprisingly popular. Surprising in that anyone’s written about that at all. Or even thought about it without a mental “yuk” straight after.
I have a friend who writes Draco/Ginny. Why does she not see the wrongness? Why?