actualy no. No it’s not.
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Okay.
You want to put some greasy shit in your hair that never dries? That’s cool, whatever floats your boat, but for the love of all that is holy and wrapped in bacon, don’t rest your head on the fucking window! Do you know how gross it is to pick the window seat on the bus and try and look out of it only to see the smeary, viscous hair print you left behind? Seriously, do you not notice this? How can you even keep your head still like that while the bus is in motion? That gel or pomade or whatever turns the glass into a skating rink for hair! Seriously, if your hair contains anything that is still capable of pooling and doesn’t much cotton to evaporation, don’t put it where people are likely to have to look at it – or worse, get it on them!
Dorothy - Jeez, your parents need a bit of a smack upside the head, don’t they? Parts of their brain appear to have stalled.
SurrenderDorothy, that’s… wow, that’s… unbelievable.
May I suggest that when they say they’ll pick you up, give them a time limit? “OK, that’s great. If you’re not there by 3:15, don’t bother, I’ll take the bus.”
I’m sorry your parents are so crappy. I’ve got my fair amount of complaints with parental units, but geez!
No rant for me today, sorry. If I started, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.
Well if you’d have bothered to read the flyer on mini-rants and properly understood the wording, this wouldn’t have happened. 
I’m still not giving you a discount on any really nice threads in GD.
Microsoft Word!
I know how your “format - style” function is supposed to work. I find it extremely helpful and have been using it for years.
Every time I use it, I set the heading styles that I like. They’re quite straightforward: Arial or Times New Roman; 12 or 14 font; some permutation of bold and italic.
So why is it that whenever I open a new document, you decide on some fancy new heading style? Perhaps the ones I have selected are too boring for your fun self. Centred! Brown text! Verdana! Size 13! Size 18! Double strikethrough!
What the fuck is up with that? Isn’t it MY decision what MY headings should look like? Don’t you notice every time I click “Add to template”? What makes you think I want my heading right fucking justified, and in blue, this time? Who gave you that stupid idea? In case you haven’t noticed this is a GOVERNMENT office. We don’t do blue headings. We like our conservative fonts and regular sizes. I do not like the surprises you keep springing upon me.
This kind of shit is why nobody likes you, MS Word. Maybe if you’d sort yourself out, you’d have more friends.
I’m on board with you on this.
I can understand this one. A lot of radio hosts tend to cut off a caller as soon as they think they understand his or her point. The caller wants to be sure to be given a chance to complete at least two thoughts.
I understand how you feel; I occasionally got forgotten when I was in middle school. However, it was only once or twice per year at the most. What you’re describing is not excusable, as you’re in your teens. Your parents have had you for about a decade and a half, and should have been able to adapt to the fact that you exist and have a schedule of your own.
I agree with redtail23 that you should make an agreement with your parents that you are free to find your own way home (via the bus or your feet) when they’re more than twenty minutes late, as it’s not fair to you to make you wait for several hours, then chastise you when you decided they weren’t coming and headed home on your own.