Oh shit, that should have said “pray…” Duh. :smack:
Note to self: don’t post after having a few drinks.
Due to some long forgotten circumstance, the euphemism “making toast” arose among my circle of friends.
And I immediately became the butt of endless jokes because at the time, I was President of my chapter of Toastmasters International.
I heard it as “splitting the kitten” long before the kills-a-kitten thing surfaced on the web. Long before there was a web, in fact.
I’ve heard the phrase, but never called it “killing kittens”. What’s wrong with the word masturbation?
Also, whatever happened to going blind? 
So every time Joan Allen masturbates, god kills a tree? This is a very different kind of Human Torch…
I call my battery operated friend Buzz Lightyear. So it’s not killing kittens it’s going to infinity and beyond. 
But being male, God also hates cats. So when God was frequently observed watching women masturbate and killing kittens, people assumed there was a casue and effect relationship. This kind of confusion is always happening in organized religion; the entire concept of kosher diet, for example, came about because some people read too much signifigance into one of God’s pizza orders.