For dress shirts or shirts with a line of buttons along the front, do you undo all the buttons to take off the shirt? To launder the garment? Or do you never unbutton them, except for the top two buttons?
I never unbutton, because I can just slip off the entire shirt like a sweater and it washes just fine with the buttons closed. Seems like a waste of time to ever unbutton it all the way.
My torso is cylindrical too, but button-up shirts, unlike sweaters, lack much give in the fabric. I think I’d tear the shirt if I tried to get both my arms inside of it to take it off.
Yeah, I don’t think it would really be possible with a shirt that fits well. All my button-up shirts are fitted (which, as far as I can tell, is shirtmaker lingo for “not shaped like a balloon”), and taking them off without undoing all of the buttons is definitely not an option. I’m fairly slender at the waist, but broader under the shoulders, and while the fit is by no means tight, there’s no stretch room.
I just tried it, and even getting one arm and shoulder into the trunk of the shirt is a challenge. Doing both would be very difficult without tearing the shirt or bursting a few buttons. Much quicker and easier to just undo them.
Not only do I unbutton it, I also unbutton the little buttons that hold the collar down. It helps keep the washing machine from beating the crap out of the top of the collar by letting the collar fold out flat.
This is only a problem if you are pulling your arm into the sleeve and squeezing your arm down the inside of your shirt. I have never removed a garment (even sweaters) that way. Instead, I move the front of the collar to my forehead, reach for the back of the collar and pull straight up. I can usually perform this technique with only the top button undone. The fabric passes the arms after the torso, not simultaneous to the torso, so it doesn’t matter how stretchy your fabric is.
Even if your torso is unnaturally V shaped, I’ve never seen a shirt with a non-cylindrical torso section. I cannot fathom how this wouldn’t work for anyone.
Pretty sure I could do this as described … but I’d hate pulling on the fabric like that. For me, speaking for myself, unbuttoning the whole thing is worlds more comfortable and easy. Yes, easy. Different strokes and all.
Well, I have these things called “boobs”, along with a smaller waist.
But trust me, I’m willing to bet your shirts aren’t fitting you properly if you can pull off a non stretchy knit shirt without unbuttoning it. Here’s a quick question for you; it’ll take just a second to find the answer out and then let me know:
Where do your shoulder seams (where the shoulders meet the sleeves) fall on you? Are they on your shoulders themselves or are they further down, onto the arm a bit?
I did a test with a non-stretchy dress shirt. The shoulder seam was less than an inch down the arm, but maybe that’s too “loose”. To compensate, I gathered up all excess fabric in the torso into a ball, making the shirt skin-tight. I am still able to easily slip the shirt on and off.
Now for some quid pro quo. When you lay your shirt flat, are the torso sides straight lines or bulgy?
i.e. are they:
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I’ve never seen any shirt like the second. Also, has the “put the collar on forehead and pull straight up” technique actually failed for you, or are you just afraid to try new things?