Well yeah, if I put my snoose in my snooge I gets my nicotine but my teeth stay sparkling white. 
“No offense, Ma, but kick it up a notch or the dog will never leave you alone. If Lava ever comes out with a douche, I would look into it if I were you.”
Regards,
Shodan
I guess real women wear sun dresses.
pat-uuue
DINK!!!
My eye! My eye! :smack:
The snoogeberries taste like snoogeberries!
Tell that to my ex!
Most likely apocryphal, but supposedly the Ames, Iowa newspaper (Tribune?) used that line in an article about douching back in the late 70s.
Probably not a phrase one sees in a family newspaper very often.
And some women wonder why men won’t go down on them. Vinegar vagina? Or extra-vinegar vagina? How about some malt vinegar to go with the fish and chips?
Thanks Mom, for always telling me as a teen not to use those things when the commercials came on, during the “family dinner” while we were all watching Hill Street Blues. Good times.
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Man, you guys ate late. HSB aired at 10 PM. (9 Central, I presume)!
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