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Eww, that’s gross. Wet bread is just nasty.
Two points! 
I’ll do that on occasion. I’ll put the food in my mouth on the way to the bathroom, and I might still be chewing it when I begin to pee.
Your cock isn’t.
I saw this in a company I used to work in. It was in Dublin, but the senior management were all from Connecticut. So we were having a jolly with the guys from the states with a buffet laid on, and I went into the toilet for a leak, and there was one of the senior managers at the urinal, pecker in his right hand, sandwich in his left, munching away. And talking with his mouth full too, which I actually found more disgusting. I did for a while assume it was an American habit, until I met the SDMB.
What disgusts me are the guys that take their beer into the toilet at ballgames. They walk up to the urinal, put the beer down on top of the urinal, do their business, pick up the beer, and leave. I can’t recall anyone drinking while peeing, but plenty drink right up to pee time. In and out so to speak.
The closest I’ve gotten to eating while pissing is having a bite of food in my mouth and discovering I have to pee right away. If I hit the toilet seat before everything’s chewed and swallowed, then so be it. I’m not going to spit it out, but I’m not going to chow down on another bite while I’m in the bathroom doing my business.
Hey, I take my drinks to the bathroom all the time! Then again, I’m female. I have no clue why guys would need to do that. Maybe they really like their beer or something.
If it’s just come out of the autoclave it is. Or if you boil it for 20 minutes.
I ate Christmas lunch whilst peeing. I’ve also urinated whilst sitting at a table in a restaurant. Oh, and there were no puddles or wet garments, before anyone asks.
I’ve eaten and drank in the bathroom before.
I don’t consider myself a germophobe, but I don’t think I would ever eat in these contexts - it just doesn’t seem a very practical proposition.
I’ll bring uncovered food into the bathroom if it’s on the way back to my desk. But no, I wouldn’t eat while on the toilet.
I think I’ve done it once at home & stopped immediately thinking “Damn, you can wait till you’re done here, you damn glutton!”
I’m not germophobic enough to avoid the situation. I know for sure I’ve taken drinks into bathrooms of bars before, and probably taken a drink or two while I’m standing there. As far as eating while dropping the kids off at the pool, I can’t think of any time I did it in particular, but I wouldn’t avoid it if I was hungry and had to use the bathroom. Then again, I was the kid in the dorms whose morning routine was to walk into the bathroom, set my shower caddy up on the sink, put toothpaste on my brush, start brushing, and then go piss while brushing. Those precious 30 seconds really matter when you only have 10 minutes to get up, get showered and go to class. 
I didn’t read the whole thing, so I apologize if this got mentioned there. It caught my attention last month when I was in Vegas that the urinals in the bowling alley bathroom I was in had cup holders. I was a bit disturbed.
I’ll occasionally eat or drink something that only requires one hand while peeing, but only in my own house.
Envy me, men of the world, for I have a urinal in my home! Morning wood is a problem no more!!
Sorry to hear that. They have pills that can help now; see your doctor!