Is eating a snack while taking a dump disgusting?

I got up late this morning and while scurrying around trying to get to work on time, I found myself eating a honey bun while taking a morning dump. It didn’t seem too disgusting to me, as a matter of fact it was a bit like sitting at the table. Do you ever do that? And do you consider it disgusting?

Yes, eating while taking a crap is disgusting alright. I mean, I don’t take a crap on the kitchen table either.

Well, not sober, anyway.

It’s no worse than having a cigarette on the john.

** telling ** us about it is worse.

Is eating a snack while taking a dump disgusting?

Yep. :eek:

Ewwww…I don’t get it. Does it really take you that long to take a crap? Seriously, MisterTot will bring his beverage into the bathroom with him and drink it while he’s taking his morning dump, but I don’t understand why it takes him so long. TMI, but when I go number 2 it comes right out, no problem. So, my question is, are y’all really pooping or are you just sitting on the toilet pretending to poop so you can take a break?

Maybe tomorrow you should eat some Fiber1 on the toilet AHA so that you won’t have this problem on Saturday morning.

tater, it’s a guy thing. your little tot (a male, IIRC) will soon start to show this sad tendancy. In my house, I almost have to put up an appointment book for the bathroom. sigh. (2 males, one 53, one 16)

I wish I hadn’t read this thread.

Food in the bathroom!?

I’m thinking about bringing in my breakfast into the bathroom…pulling up a T.V. tray with my sausage omelet and some hash browns and basically turning myself into a perpetual motion machine.

BTW, Louie and Ogre, this has nothing to do with the phrase “Poohpah Chalupa”
:smiley:

Yes, it’s disgusting. But hey, if it adds to your dining experience, go for it. Just don’t invite me over for dinner.

Noooooo! But does it really take so long? How? If it took me that long to do my business, I’d be chugging on the metamucil, I would. And if they just want to relax, aren’t there better rooms to do it in? Say the living room?

And AHA, haven’t you ever heard of eating in the car? Or taking it to work, and eating it there? Come on man, you must know there are alternatives!

Much as I love ya my little buddy, yep it is quite disgusting. But hey, some people do it. We had a lady at work, she’d take a dump and eat M&Ms every morning. She was on a pretty regular schedule so we all just avoided the bathroom during that time unless we just absolutely had to go. You would see her go to the breakroom, purchase a bag of M&Ms and you’d know right away to stay out of the bathroom for a while (the bathroom was just outside the breakroom).
Try eating it on your way to work.

Definitely gross. I think it’s more psychologically gross than hygienically gross, so as long as you never tell anyone about it (again), you’ll probably lead a long and happy life. Assuming you were going to already. (This probably won’t make your life significantly longer or happier.)

Eh . . . It’s no worse than squatting over a bedpan while at the dining room table, and we all know there’s nothin’ wrong with that.

Damn straight! The Sunday paper and the throne…that’s relaxation!

But regarding eating while on the hopper…

No.

God, no.

Everybody lighten up.

I say that as long as you’re done eating before you reach down for that first wipe, you’re all set.

So what about a cup of coffee whilst pinching a loaf? I do that all the time.

I feel sorry for people who don’t understand the pleasure of a leisurely dump. Its like laughing at the Three Stooges or eating cold pizza for breakfast; if you think think these things are not pleasurable, you are the one with a narrow spectrum of gratification. I enjoy more things in life than you; so who is happier?

Definitely disgusting…

Think about it: your sense of taste is not only derived from your taste buds, but also in large part from your nose. The way something smells as you eat lends itself to the flavor you taste.

So tell me aha, did your honey bun taste a bit…poopy?