I can’t eat while shitting. Pissing, it never occurred to me to eat while doing. I mean, how long does it take? I’m humongously fat, but I can put the giant spoon down for a minute to piss.
But I’ve known people who can and do eat while shitting. My friend in college once ate a liverwurst sandwich while taking a dump. I’m sorry, that’s just nauseating.
Joe
I have no problem eating or drinking while pissing or shitting. Why, should I?
I remember at beach week seeing a drunk guy simultaneously take a leak and drink a beer. It was weird because it looked like the beer was going right in and out of him. It was so considerate of him to leave the bathroom door open in front of everyone.
Let’s divide this into categories of taboo. Public vs. private bathrooms.
In my own private bathroom, I’ll do just about anything when pissing or crapping. If I’m drinking something and I expect a good long session of #2, I’ll absolutely bring it with me. I can’t recall any instances of eating anything in there, but I am not turned off by the idea of it.
Public places, good God no never. First of all, a smidgen of ‘foreign bathroom phobia’ has never killed anyone. Secondly, as I mentioned it’s taboo. Public bathrooms have rules. You don’t talk to strangers, you don’t take an adjacent stall when other empty ones are available, and if you piss on the seat don’t leave it for the next person.
Private/Public places I’m back and forth on (ex. hotels). Although they carry the same bit of ‘not-my-bathroom-ness’ to them, you are still allowed the comfort of privacy. I have a number of vacation rules, things I allow myself to get away with on vacation that I don’t do at home. They magnify the vacation experience. I smoke cigarettes, I take baths rather than showers, and the third is that I MUST have a beer while taking a shit.
Oh, and just to add to the general cringe factor:
I advocate the practice of men pissing in sinks. Elaborating would be a hijack though.
Damn you. You beat me to it. :mad:
I think as humans we should employ the whole “don’t shit where you eat and don’t eat where you shit rule” (same goes for pissing.)
If I am in the midst of chewing a foodstuff or swallowing a gulp of beverage, I will wait until said foodstuff has nestled safely in my stomach before even entering the bathroom. So naturally, carrying a plate of fried chicken or a slice of pizza into the “batcave” is seriously out of the question.
My ex-husband from many years ago used to hunker down with a plate of food while poised on the throne. Made my stomach roil and my asshole pucker, it did.
I’ll bring a beer with me to the urinal at a bar or stadium - I mean what else are you supposed to do with it?
I can’t be the only person here who has ever brought a beer into the shower with them, right?
Hells no! The beer shower is one of life’s greatest pleasures. In college, I also discovered the 40 bath. Both have their merits.
Turn it around. Would you piss/shit in your kitchen?
Drinking beer and pissing at the same time is kind of like completing the circle of life. For a happy moment my body is nothing more than a beer processing machine. It just seems right. Or is that just me?
The closest I thing I can think of is having gum or an Altoid in my mouth. (No, I don’t put them into my mouth when I’m peeing, just that I might already have been chewing gum when I go in).
Otherwise…ew. Besides, where do you set it down when you wipe?
Yes/No.
Psst, most guys don’t wipe the number one, except possibly after the number 2.
You decadent bastards! I ordinarily save beer-in-the-shower for vacations. Last night, I broke down and had a cold one in a hot shower. Made me wish I’d taken in a six pack. 
This is where the “liverwurst sandwich” got folded in half and drug along his butt.