Inspired by this column from Unca Cecil .
I mastered the ‘silent, but deadly’ technique at a young age but I don’t think that skill is all that rare.
I’m no Fartin’ Gary, that’s for damn sure (language warning).
I have a tendency to fart when my husband tries ambush-cuddling. Like when I’m laying in bed and he more or less jumps on me. Farts are inevitable.
In Blazing Saddles the Guv was La Petomaine. I knew the reference because I picked up a book on him in a book store years earlier.
**Do you have any "fart "skills ?
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No, but this guy does.
I used to be able to do the first few notes of “Dixie”, but there was this terrible accident, and…
…now you can only do "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic?
Hey Indian, pull my finger.