Wow, my first post is going to be a long one…
I do the blade/saw thing when I’m a passenger. The passenger side door has a long, rectangular and very thin blade sticking out of it, parallel to the ground at the height of the outside door handle. It slices through shrubs and so on effortlessly, but when it comes up on an especially substantial object, or a person (it doesn’t cut people), then it can’t cut through and gets wrapped around the object. So in my head the car does one circle around the object and then flies off on a tangent, shedding the blade and sprouting a new wing/blade as it does so.
I also can’t read a number without trying to pronounce it in my head. I probably started doing this as a mnemonic aid sometime. The sounds associated to digits aren’t completely consistent, sometimes it’s the letter the digit looks like (as in leetspeak), and sometimes the first letter of the digit’s name. So for example 470557 is ‘flossl’.
Since nobody else confessed to these things, I must be really weird. Anyway…
The real reason I posted is because I do the car runner, and I remember how it started. When I was a kid, we’d spend our summer vacations at my grandparents’ place. The train ride to get there would take two days, and after dark I’d stare out the window for hours on end (I was a quiet kid). And I would watch the shadow of my rail car streak along the shrubbery beside the tracks. The shadow would be kinda distorted - the forward top corner stretched forward, probably due to perspective and the position of the moon. And in this state of near hypnosis I would imagine the shadow as a runner.
The runner was a long thin guy, with a trenchcoat and hat, like the black spy in Spy vs. Spy. The fact that this would be extremely impractical attire for running never bothered me - it was the only way I could explain the shape of the shadow. He ran leaning forward at an impossible angle, like people do in cartoons.
I’d keep my gaze fixed on the forward top corner of the rail car shadow, which I imagined as the tip of the runner’s hat. And whenever we passed a wall or something, the shadow would seem to rise up, being on the wall instead of on the ground. It seemed like my runner “stood up” a little. If the wall was closer, it was like he jumped. Sometimes, near a light source or a river, the shadow would vanish. That’s when the runner had jumped real high to cross the obstacle.
You get the idea. I hope. Or maybe I’m just crazy and obsessive.