Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.) 2nd edition

In My Humble Opinion
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Dogs:

Both dogs in general: Doglings

Yoshi, boy, 7 years: Boo, Yoshi-boo, Boo-boo, Mister Boo, (the puppy class trainer called all the puppied Boo, and it stuck to him), Simpledog, Brotherdog

Jasmine, girl, 5 years: Jaz, Jazzie, Spazzy Jazzy, Mina, Mina-me, SpazzyJazzyMinaMe, Princess Jasmine, Helperdog, Sisterdog

Cats (all cats are 10 years old, plus or minus a month):

Cats in General: The girls are collectively The Princesses. The boy is a late addition (long story, but four cats were not in the plans). Now they are as a group the Katnishes.

Artour, boy, littermate to Patches: Cuddlekitty, Snuggleboy, Mister, Boycat, Sweet Boy, Brotherkitty

Patches, girl, littermate to Artour: Patchie, Patchitude, Patichtudinous, Patchpatch, Sweet Girl, Sisterkitty

Samrys, girl: Sammi, Sammisam, Little Miss One Fang (she had one fang removed), Fatgirl, Kittenish, Beautifur, Lovelyfur

Charlie, girl: Cheeky Charlie, Grumpy Girl, Green-eyed Evil, Lovebump, Furshirt (she sticks to me at night like a shirt, you see), Purrbucket, Purrball

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Man I have the lamest nickname for my dog.

I just call her Dolly B, since B is the first letter of our last name.

It is hilarious to me though that I started calling my niece HerName B. when she was born (many years after starting to call my Dolly B) to sort of put her in the same class as my dog (well, they’re cousins) and now EVERYBODY calls he HerName B. and they don’t realize it’s because I consider the dogs and the children to be of one group.

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All cats:

Stripe: male, Stripe-dillyicious, Mr. Stripedy-pants, My Big Tabby Boy (he’s big, but it’s all muscle).
Tigger: male, Tig, Big Tig, Biggus Tiggus, His Royal Bigness (he’s just plain fat).
Hope: female, Hope Sicola
Fiona: female, Fionabear, Fiona Q. Bear (the Q stands for Qute–my ex-wife tagged Fiona with this middle initial/name, and it stuck)
Shiloh: female, Shilohkitty, Meeper (she never meows; she just makes meep sounds).

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My Chihuahua-Pom mix, Missy, should have been called Fuzz, 'cause that’s what I call her. Fuzz, Fuzzbutt, Fuzzy, Happy, and Smiley.

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cats:

chester: chesteroo, chestercat, chipster, chopster, chefster, cheshire cat
dot: watermelon head, grey guy, dotaroo, fat cat

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(both dogs were rescued from a shelter, so we didn’t name them and we kept their names the same):

Khema, dog, f: Puppy1, Boofhead, KhemaDawg, LilKhema, Sweetie, Dumbo

Khan, dog, m: Puppy2, Butthead, KhanPup, FatBum, FattyBoomBa, Dumbo

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Miranda, dog, f, “Mimi” (never called Miranda, that was really just for registration purposes)
Ginny, dog, f, “dumbbell” (she isn’t, she’s actually quite intelligent. Unlike some other dog that we have, btw…)
Silly, cat, m, “CAAAAAT!!!” (generally in exasperation at his latest antic, so all the emphases are right there)

(OK, the last two are translations from Hebrew, not the actual phonetic nicknames.)

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Our two Australian Shepherds are Ass and Hole.

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Our Cayanne (female, terror mix) is most of the time just ‘cayanne’ - sometimes will add ‘the pup’ to her name - sometimes it just ‘the dog’ - I call her numnuts when shes outside on a cold day (which is really odd considering shes a spayed female).

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My budgies are together called The Flying Monkeys and individually “No! Bad Budgie!”.

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Max is also Momo, Captain Jinglepants and Captain Pee-in-Your-Pants.

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Oh, I really like that name!

These are my creatures:
Lilith (Doberman) Doglet, Baby Girl, Girl Dog, Pretty Face, Beautiful Girl, Last-bite Lil, Stinky Bitch, Pig Shit

Lloyd (gray tabby) Lloydums, Lloydapuss, Fattapus Cattapus, Stupido, Lloydapie, Lardapuss, Darlin’, Dumbelina

Bruno (brown tabby) Bruno-baby, Bruno-butt, Nasty Little Shithead, Fuckwad, Dirtface, Stripey Turd, The Brown One

All of these names are applied with great affection.

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Simone, gentle 34.5-pound American Pit Bull Terrier, female: Monie (pronounced as Tommy James and the Shondells do it, singing optional), The Calf Inspector (from her habit of constantly brushing people’s calves with her nose), sometimes Binky or Binkster (especially when she’s just waking up).

Sadie, 58-pound American Staffordshire/hound mix, female: Sadie M’lady, The Mayor (from her habit of greeting everyone in the neighborhood), Say-Say (from her name, but also because she’s “talky” when excited).

We didn’t name cockatiels Cosmo (male) and Buddie (female!). Cosmo is sometimes called Coz (as in Bill Cosby); Buddie does not have a nickname, possibly because she’s influenced us with her Jedi mind tricks.

We call Lefty, the incontinent, semi-feral, ill-mannered cat names too, but none of them are suitable for a nice site like the Straight Dope.

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Hazel (male rabbit) is Hazel bunny, bunny foo-foo, asshole, and “stop humping me!”

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C.K. Dexter Haven, cat, female, “Dex”, “Dexie”, “Dextra”, “Pustema”, “Sharmuta”.

You don’t want to know what the last two mean.

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For Mrs Cad’s dogs
Domino - Dumbino
Pebbles - MLRP (Mama’s Little Retarded Puppy)

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Cinnamon (dog, m) is Cin, Minnikus, Minny Man, The Dog (as "Hello, The Dog!), but most often is just Dude.

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Otter (dog, male, 14 yrs); full name: Otternell P. Buttley; nicknames: The Butt, ol’ man, Doggety, ol’ Doggety, Stinky, Smelly

Samson (dog, male, 10 yrs); Full name: Samson Slab-Sweeper; nicknames: The Pup, puppy.

Daisy (Dog, female, 2 yrs); Full name: Daisy Jane; nicknames: Horse, Crazy, Crazy Daisy, Cutie-Pie, Miss Daisy, Miss Pretty.

I pretty much come up with new names constantly. No one seems to mind!

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Mine certainly do. I yell out their names and they come running.
My cats …

Full name: Becket
What I usually call him: Becket-boy, Beck, buddy, kiddo
Full name: Ellie
What I usually call her: Ellie-bear, Ell-bell

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My cat Riley (male) is Buddy, Buddy-boy, Fuzzbutt, Fur-face, and sometimes Dumbass.

Boyfriend’s cat France (female) is Boo-boo, Baby-girl, and Francy-Pants. Oh and, “Get down from there!” She’s a lot smaller than Riley and she can get into places he can’t, which drives Riley nuts. Of course France teases Riley with this skill.