Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.) 3rd edition

In My Humble Opinion
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I’ve been asleep at the switch. I see it’s been two years since I posted the 2nd edition of this inquiry.

There are plenty of new members in the last couple of years and probably new pets in the households of old members, so pile on. If you posted before, please do again.

Name of pet, species, gender, nickname(s), other relevant/amusing details welcomed and encouraged. Also irrelevant, mundane, and possibly boring details.

**Me: **
Buddy, dog, m, Mr. B, Dr. B, The B-Person, B-Bud, B-Buddy Dogpie, the Budster
Sweetie, dog, f, Sweetie-Pop, Sweetster, Sweetie-Mop, Sweetest Dog Ever (she is, too), Sweet Pie, Pie Dog, Sweet Moppie
Max, cat, m, Maxito Pie Kitty-Baby, Mr. Maxito, Maxer-Waxer, The Divine Mr. M
EC, cat, f, EC-Pop, EC-Bake Oven, EC-Rider, Over-EC, EC-P, E-Mop, E, E-Pop, Princess Poppy
Tikva, cat, f, Tikki, Tikster, T-Pop, Kon-Tikki, Tikki-Pie, Tikerina, Tikker, Tikki-Wiki

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Pandora, F, cat. Pan-dorable and Pan-horrible, depending on how she’s behaving. Also Bunny and bunny-butt.

Baxter, M, cat. Buddy, Mister Stripey, Uncle Baxter (to the other cats), Stink-butt, Sweetie-Pie.

Sebastian, M, cat: Piggy, Mister Pigs, Spiggy, Spitty, Little Dude, Doodie, Mister Awful. Flufferbutter. Fwuffy-wuffy.

Ugh, that’s all just sad.

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I call my adorable, harmless female cat Bulldog. Occasionally I’ll sing “Hey Bulldog” to her, too. But only if I’m alone . . .

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Jessie, dog, f, Weeker, The Weeks, Bunny Weeker (girlfriend’s childhood names for her teddy bear) , NLD (nasty little dog), The Stain (spends large amounts of time asleep on the rug in front of the TV like a black stain)

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Our poodle Kirby:

Kirb
K. Poo
Kabi no Poodle
Small White Dog

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Cosmo, M, cat

Cos, Cosmocopuss, Senor Rotten Paws, Boog, and most recently in light of his sudden spraying problem, ol’ Pissy Britches

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My dog has a real name, but I tend to call her Scruppy Scroggy.
(Yes, I KNOW that’s retarded!)

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Rocky, dog, male, English Setter - full name Rocky Bleier Bean

Nicknames: Rockster, The Rock, Rocky Road
Pepsi, dog, female, Irish Setter/Border Collie mix - full name Pepsi Cola Bean

Nicknames: Pepper, Peps, Miss P
Daragan, dog, male, Irish Setter - full name Daragan Bean

Nicknames: Big Red, Red Menace, Red, Big Bubby
Max, cat, male, Domestic Longhair/Maine Coon Cat mix - full name Cattius Maximus

Nicknames: Max Attacks, Maxicat, Fluffy Buns, The Great White

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I have two retired racers, a boy and a girl, so they have many names!

Female: racing name is Get Ready Capi; her kennel name was Capri which fit her and she seemed to know it so we kept it. Her many nicknames are: cookie, pupcake, sweetheart, babydog, baby girl, pretty face, poochie, pretty girl, puppa and for some unknown reason hubby calls her mo-mo.

She had a lovely bell curve track record, is clever and tenacious and fearless. She’s fairly stoic and rarely plays, but I have made her laugh on occasion by playing tricks on her. She’s my velcro dog.

Male: racing name is JJ Mix It Up, his kennel name was Mixer. We renamed him Ajax after the Greek hero and friend to Achilles. Nicknames for him are Jaxie, Jax, puppo, boots, teddy bear, tiger teddy, rowdy bob, handsome, and hubby also calls him JJ.

He’s a color called fawn brindle, but he’s so light that I tell people he’s my blonde boy. He does look a lot like a tiger. He plays like one, too. Loves to chase and pounce, and swipe your back legs out from under you to take you down. When not trying to kill mom, he’s a total teddy bear and had an abysmal racing record. His true calling is to be a loverboy.

You can tell I’m completely smitten by the both of them. On very rare occasion they’re both called shit head. Very rare.

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Morgan (dog, female, mutt): Morgy, Merganzer, Mergen, Sister

Grady (dog, male, mutt): Grady Baby, Brother, Bud

Collectively they are “The Bumpusses”

  • ZipperJJ (No relation to Mr. Mix It Up!)
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Very large harlequin Great Dane male: Cow. Horsie. Horsie-cow. Itty bitty puppy dog. OWGODDAMMIT. (He can be all hard bones and elbows when he tries to lie down in my lap. He can also crush your feet and tear at the skin as well as any horse - I 've been stepped on by big ones.) (He can also be 150 pounds of warm jell-o when he chooses to be, especially if I let him under the covers.)

Large mantle Great Dane female: Rockety-pup. Girl-doggie. Y’ol bitch. (She gets nastily defensive of her bed pillow and cusses out the male if he has the temerity to come within ten feet while she’s curled up.) Kitty. (She purrs nonstop if I pet her while she’s curled up next to me on the couch. ‘Here, kitty-kitty’ is the usual invitation to come lie down.)

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Dewey: Cat, male, orange & white DSH - Dopey, critter 1, that bloody cat.

Finn: Cat, male, large black and white ‘tuxedo’: Toothless (he reminds us of the dragon), *Pothole *(he lies in the middle of the driveway and suns himself), Snaggletooth (when he sleeps one side of his top lip tends to rise up, showing a single fang)+

Mishka: Cat, female, small Russian blue X - T-Bone (she looks like she need s good feed).

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Our cat, Oscar, is muscular and has short, slick-ish gray and white fur. When spooked, he can squirt out of your arms lightningfast, like a fish with claws.

He is the Skittish Tuna.

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Frankie, wiener dog. His baptismal name is Francis Patrick, but we just call him Frankie, Frankenwiener, or the Frankster. He only gets called Francis Patrick when he poops on the floor.

Ruby, wiener dog. Her full name is Ruby Mae, after her paternal great grandmother, on my husbands side.

Holly, ancient , 14 year old Dorkie (dachsund/yorkie). We call her Holly Belle, because we got her at Christmas time, but now we have to say it really, really loud because she is deaf.

We also have three Quaker parrots named Oscar, Charlie and Louie. Someone is laying eggs, but nobody will sit on them, and nobody will cop to it, so we’re not sure who the girl is. :eek:

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George, male, 6 yo, Amstaff/GSD mix, fairly calm: Georgie, no real nicknames

Sonny, male 3 yo, pit bull/Sharpei mix, crazy: Son Son, Sonster, Dork Dog, Sonny Day

Smokey, female, 7 yo, dark grey cat: The Dark One (for menacing personality and also in response to the question, “which cat?”), Lounger (for the way she just lounges around like she just always so relaxed.

Blue, male 5 you, light grey cat: Bluey, the light one (as in, not The Dark One), Laser Cat (because his eyes glow), TV Cat because he likes to sit on the cable box and watch TV. I have a whole FB album of him watching TV and making comments.

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My new kitten is officially named Charlotte, but I have resolved not to call her that until she’s a year old and fully grown into it. Until then, she’s Charley–Baby Charley when she was very small but we’ve outgrown that stage already.

At times, I have also addressed her as Baby Cat, Squeaky Baby, Dollface, Spridal (like Speed Racer’s kid brother), and Bitey Kitty. Not to mention Mummy’s Little Calico Monster.

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Dog: Winston (Ween, Winster, Mr. Tiners)

Cat: Dr. Henry Metzger (Dr. Henry Moron, dhm, rotten kitteh)

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Dorothy: dark grey calico: called Dot, DotDot, butthead, schmoopsie, little girl, fox face, baby girl
Mayme: light grey/peach tabby: Mimsy, Mimsy-moo, chunkabutt, twitch, big girl, fuzzy buddy

My mom has Lucy, our long haired grey cat. She calls her Lucy Dog, Lucifer, Roocifer (think Cinderella) or Bernie Dog (Bernie was Lucy’s predecessor)

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. . . Does the kitten pics rule apply here, or is that only in MPSIMS? :wink:

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I have lots of animals… chickens, goats, llamas, pigs, cats and dogs. But only one lives indoors with me and he’s the only one with special embarrassing nicknames.

Lewis, mini-Dachshund, 7 year-old male. He’s another one who has the nickname Bunny. Also Baby Bun, Little Loo-Loo and on very special occasions, Baby Bubba Boo. I blush to share it.