First the damn dog eats cat turds. Now the cats are licking themselves and each other. Fine, whatever, your cats, cats lick themselves. Blah Blah Blah.
But do you have to be so friggin freaking LOUD??? Why do I have to hear that disgusting slopping sound? It’s gross and I cannot stand it.
It’s one thing when I’m just sitting here at the computer. But my ultimate kill-the-cats moment is right around 2am when I’m awoken by their disgusting smacking sounds.
At least the dog stops doing it when I holler at him to stop. Gee Whiz. Cats are so snotty.
The late great springer spaniel Miss Emily Kimberly was on medication that made her process more water than normal: she drank a lot and peed a lot. Sometimes she would get up in the middle of the night for a drink and we could hear her from across the house:
You couldn’t exactly yell at her for it; after all, she was genuinely thirsty. (She also liked to lick her paws, which we did yell at her for, because it aggravated the cysts she had there.) After she died, that was one of the things we reminisced over about her. Drink drink drink. What a souse!
Now her successor Miss Dottie is on the same meds. sigh
Imagine how fun it is to be woken up at 3 AM by your 80lb. dog not only loudly and sloppily licking/biting her itchy belly, but shaking the WHOLE BED while sprawled across your legs.
When she’s done she doesn’t even have the decency to stay and sleep with me. She gets up and leaves
My fuzzie monsters only bother me when they do this in bed while I’m trying to sleep or when Ollie is on the back of the couch two feet from my left ear when I’m trying to read.
For the love of Og how long can you lick the same paw! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGH.
The dog licks so loud and “Sluuurp smack slorp”-aly it really turns my stomach.
My kitties lick pretty silently, I just wish they’d stop licking me so much.! Every patch of bare skin is vulnerable, and they especially like sticky-outy parts. Nothing like getting woken up in the morning my a raspy tounge on the nipple.
My dog does this with her paws and it is ANNOYING. (My mother, of course, thinks this is too preciously adorably cute, as is everything the dog does. sigh)
I thought I was just being particularly heartless. I’m not alone!
to top it all off…my kitty does this in the middle of the night, swallows while he does it…so it turns into grunting noises… All while perched on the empty pillow next to my head… and entire bed tends to shake with his motions!
