Do you love Jesus but hate having money?

So just a few minutes ago I had an encounter with a genuine door-to-door salesman! (Apparently they do still make those.) Very friendly and polite, but I’m not exactly the target audience for books of bible stories. (At least, not when they are two hundred and fifty frigging dollars for three slender volumes. Ten bucks for a used set? Maybe.)

(Apparently not a scam–googling for door to door bible salesmen brought up a recent local news story on them.)

From the link.

That’s 17,000 minutes accounted for.

I hate Jesus and LOVE having money. Render unto Caeser!

The idea of reading Bible Stories chills my blood.

I like that the website has a tab for a page titled, “How it Works”. I think most people don’t need someone to explain to them how a book works.

It’s bound in Skivertex! Worth every penny.

Yes, this, but hold the salad.

You know what they say about assuming…

I still find this less creepy than Cutco Knife Salesmen. You know what I don’t want involved when I invite a stranger into my home? Knives. Seriously, who came up with that?

Did Jesus use a Kirby? :slight_smile: