So just a few minutes ago I had an encounter with a genuine door-to-door salesman! (Apparently they do still make those.) Very friendly and polite, but I’m not exactly the target audience for books of bible stories. (At least, not when they are two hundred and fifty frigging dollars for three slender volumes. Ten bucks for a used set? Maybe.)
I still find this less creepy than Cutco Knife Salesmen. You know what I don’t want involved when I invite a stranger into my home? Knives. Seriously, who came up with that?