Do you shave/wax your butt crack?

Mine gets waxed when I get a brazilian - waxers use different positions. One preferred the ‘nice to meet you’ pose; lie on your back and pull your knees to your chest. Now spread 'em. Nice to meet you.

Another flipped me over and had me hold them apart or pull my legs up to the sides like a frog. I’m not really that flexible… It doesn’t hurt that much (the waxing I mean, not the damage to my pride) - not as much as having the front hurts. That said, it’s ‘twenty second pain’ - hot wax, press, rip; ow…twenty seconds later you were wondering what the hell you were whinging about.

The only exception to that rule was when the wax wasn’t quite hot enough and it stretched when she tugged…over the top of my crotch. I’m a girl and you can imagine what it was tugging on. The only time I’ve ever had the pain last longer than the walk home.

Talk about effective advertising! I’ve been on the fence about buying a dedicated ball, ass hole and cock shaver, but now I’m gonna put on my best robe, head to the store, and ask for the highest-ranking employee and have him direct me to the Philips Bodygroom aisle. In short, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna buy me one of these babies.
Favorite line: “If your balls ain’t trim and tidy, they ain’t smellin’ like cinnamon.” The music video is beautiful too.

If you haven’t clicked this link, do it!

Is he giving the shocker at one point? :dubious:

When I’m fully landscaped, I’ll include shaving of the butt crack, as it looks silly to have a bare area between two haired areas. As long as you clean yourself properly, the issues mentioned in the link (“Don’t shave your ass”) shouldn’t occur.

I shave my face, shave my privates, shave my armpits, and yes, I shave my butt crack. I shaved my head yesterday! Looks great.

I dunno. I just like shaving, and a smooth butt crack is just luuvely. Haven’t had any problems with it yet. I don’t do it on anything like a daily basis, though, I’m too lazy for that. I shave stuff, wait for the hair to grow back a bit, and shave it off again. Just a regular razor and shaving cream works just fine, no special butt crack technology is required.

'kay…um…what if a woman (some woman, not me…no, a friend of mine, yeah a friend of mine) has stretch marks on her thighs that extend up to…well, you know, the area that might need to be waxed for a bikini line or something? It seems to me that spreading hot wax across a stretch mark, then yanking it free would hurt worse than on any other type of flesh. Stretch marks can be very tender. I know this because…um, my friend told me.

That right there is the very definition of true love.

Yeah, she doesn’t know how lucky she is to have me.

Sgt Schwartz

I shave mine by feel in the shower about once a week. The first time wasn’t fun but it’s like anything else, you get used to doing it and it becomes automatic. If you’re not liking the stubble then do it more often and/or upgrade your underwear to something decent.

I’ve done it in the past; I don’t do it at the moment because I’m single and don’t play around back there enough currently to make it worth the effort. It’s pretty simple–I’ve done it by feel in the shower. Unlike some folks, I seem to have, er, buns of steel; I can be very aggressive shaving back there with no appearant ill-effects. (No irritation, no ingrowns, no problems at all.) Same for balls. The only ‘down there’ area that gives me fits is the stuff above the penis; I can’t seem to figure out how to shave that without getting some ingrowns. Similarly, that’s the only area that’s ever itched after shaving, and that only the first time. It’s odd–I’d figure it would be easier to shave a relatively smooth, featureless expanse than the odd contours of balls, ass, and face… but not so. The body is a weird thing.

With that username I think you had to post a reply in this thread even if you had nothing particular to say. :slight_smile: