Do you sleep naked in hotel rooms?

I spread some of my own right away, it helps disguise the problem.

Only sleep clothed if napping or sleeping in a living room.

If there’s a fire and I have to run out into the hallway naked, well… that’s really everyone else’s problem, not mine.

I guess you won’t be needing birth control.

Yeah, I sleep nekkid in a hotel, and I don’t at home. Home is because I got into the habit of being ready to respond to a page when I was a volunteer fireman, and I never broke the habit. A hotel registers as being ‘not home’, so I can revert to my pre-firefighting sleep habits.

I’d laugh for a week if a maid walked in on me. There ain’t enough brain bleach in the world to save her sanity if she did… :wink:

ETA: My wife is one the banish the comforter to the corner furthest from the bed, and it drives me crazy when she does. A fertile source of old people bickering.

T-shirt and boxers, just like at home, but I bring my own pillow.

This must be the most disgusting username/post combo ever.

I always prefer to sleep naked unless I’m very cold. Strangers seeing me naked is not a worrisome thought.

Never in my own hotel room.

What about … shrinkage?

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t, but I always bolt the door, even when I’m not sleeping. If I go to sleep at any time after say 10 I also put out the Do Not Disturb sign.

As nekkid as a very nekkid thing, just the same as at home. Ever since I picked up the habit of sleeping in the nude, I’ve found it difficult to do so any other way. So long as I’m in a bed (I typically retreat there even for naps) and/or not in a situation where it would be socially unacceptable or awkward (so no, I don’t disrobe on flights–though I sleep poorly on those anyway), it’s nekkidtime. If I have to evacuate the hotel for a true emergency… well, I hope the firemen brought blankets.

I’m a woman, so the parts that are too small are stuck like that. :wink:

It never occurred to me to change my sleep habits just because I’m in a hotel room. Obviously I bolt and lock the door [is there anyone that doesn’t?], just like I do at home. In fact, if I’m traveling on business (alone) I usually shed all my clothes as soon as I get into the room. I’d probably do the same in my own house if it wasn’t for the fact that my two daughters are in the house too, and I doubt they’d want their old man walking around with his tackle hanging out.

I don’t think I could sleep in clothes of any kind. I’ve been doing it this way around 25 years, so I doubt I’ll stop anytime soon.

I worked in hotels for a long time - from cheap motor courts to quite nice ones. The comforter gets removed from the bed immediately! Always! And I don’t sleep nekkie. Too many ways that can go wrong. (It’s shockingly common for idiots to lock themselves out sans clothing. Or for the head of housekeeping to exit the elevator on the wrong floor, and go inspect room 332 instead of 432! Etc.)

Seriously, they do not wash those comforters and people do revolting things on them. I used to hang out with a night auditor friend all the time.

I’m just too lazy and cold-natured to take it off the bed. I do fold the sheet over so ti doesn’t touch me.

No. Of course I don’t sleep naked at home either.

On my own, absolutely. I always get tangled up in jammies.

Alas, my hotel use is almost always on road trips with family or friends, and so I sleep in skivvies.

If you are staying in hotels where they don’t even change the sheets between guests, you should probably consider wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap while you’re there…

Reminds me of a joke from a comedian whose name escapes me:
“So I was laying naked in the hotel room when the maid walked in… finally”

You wouldn’t want to sleep in his bed no matter how clean it was.