:eek: This thread has been a revelation. It has solved a problem that I have had for years and, at a stroke, I am liberated.
You take your clothes of before getting into the shower. :smack:
At last, manages to use new smiley!
Read ‘Milroy the Magician’ by Paul Theroux for explanations/ theories based on this very thing…
Milroy waxes lyrical about the positive aspects of being naked and free when undertaking bowel movements. Almost religious about it.
I only have to take off my clothes if I’m really sick (stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea etc) for some reason when I’m in that situation, the feel of the clothes against my skin make me feel sicker!
Make sense?
I’ll be the first one to fess up totally.
Yes, I shit in the nude. Alla the time. Why I can’t use public toilets.
It gives me this complete sense of freedom. Like being one with my surroundings. No I’m not kidding. It feels great. No over-hanging, wretched clothes to worry about. Just complete angular motion coupled with stylised finesse.
Plz try it sometime, it’s a real hoot. Maybe you’ll get used to it.
I used to think it was one of those secretive things that no-one else does, so I was formely a closet nude-shitter.
Now I’m proud of my humble methodology b/c I’ve found out quite a few people (including my cousins) do it. No, we’re not in-bred, but maybe it is genetic.
Yeah. There were two themes going on in that episode: George worked for the Woman’s Auxiliary Club(or somesuch organization) and was seen eating a twinkie out of the trash and cleaing a person’s car(he had spilled coffee on it, and was still holding the cup) which led the lady in charge to assume he was actually a homeless bum. Then Elaine’s boss kept getting mesmerized by those Magic Eye things(you hold your nose to it to see the pattern). The two combined when George took all his clothes off while in the bathroom to do #2, but because he was mesmerized by the Magic Eye they had in the bathroom, forgot to put his shirt back on. Homeless man gets boot.
Conclusion: I watch too much T.V.
Unless I’m already naked, or feel like I’m about to throw up, I leave my shirt on when I go to the toilet. Well, sometimes I take it off at home when it’s really hot (our WC doesn’t have any windows and isn’t too well ventilated).
I will, however, completely strip from the waist down if I have to use the old-fashioned “squat-style” toilets still found in a lot of older restaurants and offices around Japan. If I leave my pants on, I worry that I’ll get shit on a loose fold of cloth or my wallet will fall in as I’m crouched down (not to mention the danger of losing my balance). That usually necessitates taking my shoes off, and I also remove my socks just in case I accidentally step in while I’m trying to wipe.
So far, none of these precautions have been necessary, but you know the first time I decide I don’t need to do it…
I hear it’s gonna be a demonstration sport at the next olympics.
I get completely naked when I sit on the toilet. Obviously I only do this in the comfort of my own bathroom and never in a public restroom, and for that reason I only take a dump when I’m at home (if I can help it).
I have no idea why I do this. It’s one of those habits I’ve gotten into without ever thinking about, and I’ve been doing it for as long as I can remember. It’s probably a cleanliness issue, as others have pointed out. It’s a lot easier to keep the shit off your clothes if you’re not wearing them.
At home, I always strip off completely from the waist down (socks are OK, though). Reason for this is that I stand to wipe, with one foot on the floor, and the other on the toilet seat. Not easy to do this when you have your trousers round your ankles, hence why they just get taken off altogether.
On holiday, when I have to use a communal toilet at a campsite for example, I have to keep my lower garments on and try to make the best job of it as I can. Not being used to it, I do find it rather difficult and cumbersome, and afterwards I have an annoying feeling of not doing things the “right way”.
I stay fully clothed when I take a shit, unless I’m going to take a shower or if I am already naked.
Nope, I don’t take off my shirt. I’ve never had a problem with the shirt tails.
And even though I’m in Korea I’ve only seen a couple of those “squat-style” toilets. Five or six years ago it seemd like they were more common.
I take off one pant leg at a minimum.
We got some bee-zaar threads going today. I get nekkid every chance I get, so there.