As more than one commentator has pointed out, Donald Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is.
Awww, the petite lap giraffe! 
That’s true. And yet, he was born into money and, from what I’ve heard, his mother was a classy woman.
John Mulaney had a bit about how Trump is like a hobo’s idea of what a rich man is. “Oh boy, when my number comes in, I’m gonna build big gold buildings with my name on them! And I’m gonna have a head full of wavy golden hair!”
Pretty hideous. I think he probably does have a more comfortable space somewhere, yes. This is a guy who likes to get a sack full of McDonald’s and chow down after all. He has his display area and trophy wife, but he’s probably got a nice comfy chair in his office and a seriously plush couch I’d bet. It might be a gaudy desk and gaudy couch, but I would bet it’s comfy and probably has a cup holder for his extra large soda to go with his triple cheese burger and trough sized fries. JMHO of course…I haven’t actually made any sort of study of the man either before or after we saddled ourselves with this idiot.
Money =/= good taste.
So it’s confirmed he’s wearing a wig.
Eew.
If David Pakman can be believed, Trump can’t read, at least above a first-grade level. With glasses or without.
Which makes comprehension very difficult.
I bet the test of the place is like a nightmare. I mean that’s the part he was willing to SHOW people.
No, I meant electronic books and tablets.
Long leaps to get from “no books in a picture” to “the kids don’t have books” to “obvious simpleton”. Whether these things are true I have no idea, but a lack of books is hardly proof of it.
Teachers and other people who work with children would be able to tell you some real horror stories, and not just with “at risk” families.
And Dumpster’s dick obviously worked 5 times, not 4.
Everyone forgets Tiffany because she’s the lucky one that got away.
Very well. He can manage Twitter though. That’s pretty much all we know of his reading and writing ability. That the President of the United States uses Twitter to communicate his intended policies and thoughts is absurd.
Trump writes and speaks like an inaccurate mortar round. In my business, we call them SCUDS. If you remember, the first Iraq war had plenty of them. You can’t plan for them, you don’t know if they are going to work and you don’t know where they will land. Could this be some sort of grand plan from a genius to keep everyone off balance? Well you will have to decide for yourself. IMHO, it’s just a moron appealing to morons.
Republicans have invited an angry, stupid chimpanzee into their house with the hope that the chimp will steal enough bananas that they will get some.
Probably the smartest one of the bunch. I’d hide too.
Correction: They’ve invited an angry, stupid chimpanzee into OUR house…
The rich guy home in “Devils Advocate”, is Trumps actual apartment.
Good thing that’s not the route I was taking. I was replying to someone saying multiple visitor accounts are that there’s no books to be seen, not basing it off the one photo. And I never said “obvious simpleton”. I did dismiss the idea that they perhaps have a bajillion books on electronic devices but don’t own any physical books as… improbable. Especially given his age and the length of time electronic books have been available.
True, but that’s because they just don’t read. Not because they keep The Monster At The End Of This Book exclusively on Kindle.
What is Mr. Pakman’s cite for that? I despise Trump, I would dance on his grave, but it’s hard to believe that he could function in society at all without that ability.
In time we will know. In twenty years, it will be the President Donald J Trump Home. The National Park Service rangers will offer guided tours.