First, take a look at these:
Now then, lets begin.
I have a 97 civic HX Coupe. It is very cute and has rims like those linked to above. Recently, this stupid ricer fuck wanted to buy them. He called us, he stalked my boyfriend as he took the trash to the dump, he pestered my bf’s lil bro about getting us to sell them to him. Then he called some more.
But, this-- This isn’t even the best part. I’m getting to that. He offered me his tires and wheels plus $100 bucks. I’m like ,“hrmm maybe”. Until I find out that he offered the guy I bought my car from $200 plus tires/wheels for them!! WTF? You think because I’m a girl, I’ll take your shitty, ugly ass stock civic rims with pile of crap hubcaps as a trade with an INSULTINGLY LOW FUCKING OFFER? I don’t think so, you tubby fuck.
Here’s the best part, IMHO: He wanted them so he could put slicks on his POS 4 Dr AUTOMATIC CIVIC LX. THIS IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, IT HAS WINGS COMING OFF ITS WING! IT HAS A MOFUCKING SHIFT LIGHT! A SHIFT LIGHT! WTF DOES HE NEED A SHIFT LIGHT FOR?! IT HAD A HARD TIME KEEPING UP WITH THE CELICA WHEN MR. SO-HUNNY-LUMPKINS WAS SHIFTING AT 2000 RPMS! WTF DOES THAT KID THINK, SOMETHING THAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE IT UP THE HILL IS GOING TO WIN PINK SLIPS AND IMPRESS THE HONEYS?? DUMBMOTHERFUCKERPUNKWAD