D: So, uh do you want a crab claw?
B: Noooooo.
D: How about a uhhhh…
B: Ice cream?!?
D: No. You eat too much junk.
B: Don’ eat junk!
D Well, let’s see what’s in the fridge. Help Daddy up.
B: Puuuulllllllll,
D: Hmmm. Okay. Let’s see. How about a ummm., crab claw?
B: No.
D: Do you want a hot dog?
B: No.
D: How about a…
B: Lollipop?
D: No. That’s junk.
B: Don’t eat junk!!
D: That’s right. How about a fruit and apple?
B: (pause) no,
D: How about a crab claw?
B: No.
D: We have a lot of them.
B: …
D: You should eat a crab claw. It’ll make you strong.
B: No, Daddy. I don’ like it.
D: Why not?
B: …
D: How about a hamburger?
B: No thank you.
D: There’s not really much else here. How about we split a fropi?
B: No.
D: How about a pickle?
B: …
D: Do you want a pickle?
B: …
D: Here, try one. It’s yummy. ::crunch:: Mmmm. Daddy likes it. It’s like a lollipop!
B: Lollipop?
D: Here.
B: ::Crunch:: Ewwwwwww, yuck ::spit spit:: I don’ like it.
D: Well, there’s still half a pickle here. We’ll put it back.
B: Ice cream?
D: No junk.
B: Don’ eat junk!!
D: That’s right. Let’s see. You sure you don’t want a crab claw.
B: No.
D: You like crab claws. Let’s have a crab claw.
B: No Daddy! I don’t like it. No. I don’ wann’ it!
D: How about some cereal?
B: (pause) ok,
D: No. You eat too much cereal, and make a mess. How about a crab claw?
B: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
D: Ok ok.
B: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
D: Oh honey stop. It’s ok. What’s the matter?
B: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
D: How about some ice cream?
B: ok.
D: Hah! Crocodile tears I knew it! No Ice cream for you! I’m making a crab claw.
B: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
M: What’s going on in there?
D: Nothing.
B: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!
M: Oh my baby! Come here. What is Daddy doing?
B: Daddy’s mean!!
M: I know.
D: We’re just making dinner.
B: I don’ wanna crab claw!!!
D: They’re good. You like them!
M: Why are you torturing her?
D: What are you… I’m not… I’m just…
B: Daddy’s mean!
D: Look at that smile on her face. She’s doing it on purpose.
M: How could you say that? Look how upset she is!
B: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
M: Oh my baby! It’s ok. Daddy’s all gone. What do you want?
B: I :sniff sniff: I wanna… ::sniff:: I wanna ice cream.
M: Ok just this one time because Daddy was mean.
D: Oh my God!
M: Here we go.
D: Well, I’m just gonna make a crab claw for myself then.
M: Whatever. Just stop.
D: Should I make some more. I mean do you or her want some?
M: I think it’s quite clear what you want. Just take care of yourself.
B: Daddy’s mean!
M: That’s right. here look Mommy’s making the ice cream. You want whipped cream and chocolate?
B: ok.
M: Spinkles and fruit?
B: Yes please.
M: Oh you’re so good, oh my baby!
B: I like ice cream.
D: Well, I’m just going to go in here and eat my crab claw.
M: Don’t you dare leave us. You spend some time with us.
D: Ok, I’ll eat it here. I’ll just crack the meat out.
Hmmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
Slop slop.
Crack crack.
D: I’ll just melt some butter.
B: All done.
M: No more?
B: I wanna crab claw.
M: Daddy will share.
D: Oh Jesus Christ! I don’t even beleive this! No Fuc…
M: DON"T YOU DARE TALK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER!!!
D: ooops. Sorry.
M: Just give her the crab claw.
B: MMmmmmmm. :slobber slobber eat eat chomp chomp::
D: Oh man,
B: I like
M: That’s so good Oh my baby. Look at you eating.
B: I like it.
D: Do you want a crab claw?
B: No.
M: Have another bite.
B: All done.
M: Hey! You did that on purpose! Now she won’t eat anymore!
D: What are you talking about.
B: I don’ like it
D: You see?
M: I can’t beleive you just did that.
B: Daddy’s mean!
M: That’s right.
