Argh! Knock it off! Knock it off!
No, I will not taste any of your bizarre disgusting culinary creations! Heaven only knows what manner of bizarre, unnatural experiments you’ve been conducting to produce these unearthly abominations. I don’t care if you created these using cutting edge gene-splicing or Green Dye #9; I refuse to partake of any such sick, twisted verdant pork or poultry products.
I will not consume them for my lunch. I will not have them over brunch. I will not partake of them in my car. I will not have them in a bar. I will not try them on a lark. I will not try them in the park.
So knock it off already!