dead yet?
I don’t care if you stay or if you go. It’s your fifteen bucks. You’re pretty obnoxious most of the time, but I’m sure there are those here who feel the same way about myself, and anyway I can skip over your posts the same as I can anyone else’s that annoy me.
why on earth should I care?
why on earth would you care if I did or not?
My vote would be yes. I don’t think you’re a troll, actually, but then my definition of “troll” is a bit narrower than the one I think most people use. I think you actually believe what you say here.
And I am astounded by how many people took time out of their days to post to this thread because they cared enough to make sure you knew they didn’t care.
Yes, join, pay your fifteen bucks. When you’re banned, join again. And again. And again. And again, until your bank account is drained and you’re penniless. It’ll be in a good cause.
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
I was looking through my attic the other day and I found a whole big bag of attention that I had forgotten all about. So, I thought, since I have all the attention I need right now, why don’t I do the charitable thing and give all this attention to someone who is desperately in need of it. Someone who is so pitifully in need that they are willing to go to great lengths to get even a meager smidgen of attention. The kind of person whose antics in search of a daily crumb of attention makes you sad, thinking about the kind of life, or absence of one that poor soul must have.
You’ve convinced me that you’re the most needy.
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Hentor, your post inspired me to have a look and see how much attention I might have lying around going unused. I’ve come up with a shoe box just stuffed with attention. There’s also some ashy looking stuff in there that may be the remains of the overly inflated ego of a jerkwad I once had the misfortune to date but it’s not much (like its owner) and can be easily overlooked. I found a gallon-sized mayonnaise jar about half way full of attention too. Altogether, it’s not that much but if 2.5 wants it, he’s more than welcome to it. I’ll even pay the postage.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
And for the love of god, please tell us the meaning of your name! I got no sleep last night trying ot figure it out, and now I’m a wreck.
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Easy guesses:
- Finger
- Tongue
There is nothing else in the human anatomy that can be fun with that length.
Have you ever made fun of someone so much you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
- Dave Attell
Yeah, join. Maybe, when you tire of being an agent provocateur for another place, you’ll settle down as an interesting member in your own right. If you don’t get banned first, of course.
[QUOTE=fluiddruid]
Two and a Half Inches of Fun,
You’ve made it exceptionally clear through this thread (among many others) that your purpose here is to get a rise out of our users and to cause trouble. To date, you haven’t been warned. While I can’t speak for other moderators, I do try to give guests the benefit of the doubt.
You have exceeded that benefit a long time ago. You’re a troll. Knock it off or you will be banned.
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It’s not so clear clear to me how he’s trolling in this thread, can you explain it please?
I didn’t want to join the SDMB. God help me, I didn’t.
But then this bald motherfucker named “Ed” crashed through my window carrying a two by four. I don’t remember much after that, other than the two by four had something about “gry” painted on it, and my credit card was missing.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! SAVE US ALL!
[QUOTE=Tikki]
Hentor, your post inspired me to have a look and see how much attention I might have lying around going unused. I’ve come up with a shoe box just stuffed with attention. There’s also some ashy looking stuff in there that may be the remains of the overly inflated ego of a jerkwad I once had the misfortune to date but it’s not much (like its owner) and can be easily overlooked. I found a gallon-sized mayonnaise jar about half way full of attention too. Altogether, it’s not that much but if 2.5 wants it, he’s more than welcome to it. I’ll even pay the postage.
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Check under your couch cushions. Remember, it is for the truly needy.
[QUOTE=Revtim]
It’s not so clear clear to me how he’s trolling in this thread, can you explain it please?
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I think she is referring to the aggregate of threads that the Op has started.
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun]
I didn’t want to join the SDMB. God help me, I didn’t.
But then this bald motherfucker named “Ed” crashed through my window carrying a two by four. I don’t remember much after that, other than the two by four had something about “gry” painted on it, and my credit card was missing.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! SAVE US ALL!
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::sniff::
All this time, ::cough:: all this time, I thought that just happened to me. Right down to the stickgry bat.
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
I think she is referring to the aggregate of threads that the Op has started.
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She said “You’ve made it exceptionally clear through this thread (among many others)”, and I was asking specifically about this thread.
Stay…Go…whatever. There’s some people around here that I would beg to not leave, but you I don’t care one way or the other.
Of course, if you’re going to poll us for everything you do and actually follow through that would be interesting. I’ve always wanted to direct someone elses life.
Oooh, shiney.
2.5 inches. I believe you’ve collected 2 warnings now (as well as a handful of closed threads), the third one is usually a bitch, but I will continue to campaign for your acceptance even as bizarre as you appear to be.
My advice to you would be to find a niche here. Some people call them cliques, but that denotes some form of exclusion which I do not detect. There are a lot of cool and diverse people who probably share a couple of your favorite interests here. You told us you like movies, reading, politics, some sports, and there are probably a couple people who have the same job as you here.
Browsing this thread I see jsgoddess who also enjoys poetry, **silenus **who turned me on to Whedon, Cluricaun who also has 3 dozen recipes for yak jizz, lissenner who enjoys film, labelless a fellow mmper, what exit a smart baseball fan, and a beautiful woman nzinga seated. I’m going to stop now because I’ve only scrolled down 25, so this thing will get bloated if I continue.
Join, and please stop acting like an idiot. If it turns out that you are a sock/troll I’m going to look very stupid for all this effort I’m putting into you.
[QUOTE=Revtim]
She said “You’ve made it exceptionally clear through this thread (among many others)”, and I was asking specifically about this thread.
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Good point, I don’t know.
[QUOTE=Revtim]
She said “You’ve made it exceptionally clear through this thread (among many others)”, and I was asking specifically about this thread.
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Basically because he’s behaving like an attention whore. Plus we had a previous troll who pulled almost exactly the same move before being banned on his last day a few months ago.
AFAIK