Do Your Balls Hurt?

Then stop pounding them into the concrete.

I kid you not, people, I flipped open a magazine this weekend and saw that exact statement. In an advertisement!!!

Sole Orthotics is the product, not that it really matters. I was just so overwhelmed with laughter I couldn’t believe it. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen in a magazine…EVER.

Because I find this so highly amusing, I must have more. Please thrill me with other ribald ads/signs you’ve seen. This is just too much!!

–scout (who’s probably going to break her previous record of thread views…just on the title alone!)

A warehouse I worked at used to have a calendar promoting the most poorly thought out merger I know of: Engine manufacturers Cummins & Onan. I have a dim recollection of these trade names juxtaposed with the phrase “Superior Lubrication.” No, it wasn’t one of those calendars.

Apparently, they never giggled over Genesis 38:9-10:

Not an ad or anything, but a guy at work told this joke yesterday.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

ha fricken ha.

There was a commercial at adcritic.com about these two chairs that go up on a roof and have sex and get all torn up. Has a funny outcome.