Doctor Trump Prescribing...

But…but…Easter is a special day. We all must endeavor to be healthy and pack the churches.
I hear there is a magic pixie in the sky who will make us all well.
And…dinner on the grounds. Right after the easter egg hunt.

I feel all this, bigly.
:smack:

<Trump, stamping his little feet>
“I wanna have my easter egg party! want it! WANT IT! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”

<throws himself on the floor>

If the Monaco GP is cancelled, Fuck Easter!

You make him sound almost competent.

Prince Albert II of Monaco is the first head of state to test positive.

Don’t inhale.

It’s Monaco. No need to hold the race. Just hold qualifying.

Even a blind pig…

Stranger