Most of us have seen more of her than the typical gynecologic exam would reveal. This ad is stupid. I kept expecting her to mount the hood ornament.
It is obvious that americans would get upset over this. It is too hot only for the USA.
That being said, who really cares?
I’ve never found Paris Hilton attractive (way too skinny, plus she seems like a vapid and mean person), but if she eats enough of these cheeseburgers, she might get a sexier, fuller figure.
Wait for the director’s cut.
Those buckles, the spiked heels, her collar bone…she’s gonna scratch that car up something awful…
Not likely to happen, I’m sure she gave the spit bucket a good workout.
Crew member: “Er … Ms. Hilton, you’re just supposed to spit out the burger you just took a bite off, not your entire lunch.”
Paris: “Shut up! Don’t you know who I am? You’re ugly, why should I listen to you? Go away!”
Now it would be more clever if only they could make some correllation between Paris and the burgers…like how she could use one…and how her intelligence equals that of one.
Isn’t that the point though aren’t they saying, “Skank Burger is us.”
So help me, that’s the first thing I thought…
“Good LORD, get that idiot away from the Bentley with those buckles”
I’m not quite sure how, but i think it’d be less sexy if she was actually naked.
Mmmmmm. Skaaaank burrrrgerrr…
I was just thinking how she was washing that car and getting soap suds all over herself, but she should really have taken a moment to wash her hands before picking up the burger and eating it.
For what it’s worth, it’s a very sexy ad that definitely does what it’s supposed to do, and Paris even comes across as sexy (in a skanky/slutty way, despite not being my physical type). I just think it could have been exponentially hotter with almost any other “it girl” slithering around and washing the car.
I agree. The porn factor completely a function of Paris being such an unregenerate skank. The objection clearly isn’t to people doing sexy things to sell burgers, it’s to Paris doing sexy things during prime-time, because the mere sight of her is tantamount to having her box shoved in your face. Hell, it already has been, pretty much.
Big fan???
Hmmm, can I get fries with that? 
Sure! But in case you’re on Atkins, the Paris’ Box Happy Meal also comes with a tossed salad.
Better than those commercials where they have the noises of people eating. Those turned my stomach.
Way to improve, Carl’s!!
:rimjob:
Uh, shot, I mean. Rimshot.
Never mind.
I am so jealous of you for coming up with that. Well-played!
Thanks! I’m normally pretty short on wit, but I do have an exceptionally filthy mind, which can sometimes be compensatory.
All I can say is that I now know why she has chosen acting rather than dancing as a “profession.” Girl moves like a Holstein.