The real question is whether she’ll let you videotape it.
I lived in El Lay for a few years, a while ago. i remember that carl’s was sort of a low-rent McDonalds. Their outlets were pretty cheesey, and everything seemed like a cheaper version of Micky D;'s. Anyway, i remember the LA TIMEs printing articles about the low quality of the beef purchased by carls-bacterial contamination, etc. In the mid -90’s a bunch of people got sick from eating at Carl’s-so is the place still considerd a low quality burger joint?
And, has TOMMY’S ever considerd franchising its name nationally?
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe it’s part of an overall marketing plan… Spicy burger, fries and large diet coke comes with a free dose of antibiotics.
I’d love to see this run just before a commercial for herpes medication. Probably why they never let me in the control room anymore. 
Dakota Fanning?
[Kevin Meaney] THAT’S NOT RIGHT! [/Kevin Meaney]
Carl’s Jr. (known as Hardee’s in the eastern half of the U.S.) used to be pretty well-known as a bottom-tier fast food chain. The ones we had in the South used to have decent burgers and breakfast sandwiches throughout the '80s, but then most of them closed and the few that remained had pretty sad menus consisting of uninspired burgers and fried chicken that managed to be greasy and dry all at the same time.
Over the last two or three years, Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. seems to be trying to reposition itself in the fast food market, and they ran a fascinating commercial where they pretty much acknowledged their food just wasn’t very good, but things were changing, and they were about to get a lot better. Since then I notice they came out with the “Six-Dollar Burger” (which was supposed to be on par with a big burger from a sports bar or Friday’s-type restaurant) and the huge Monster Thickburger, where the ads featured another skanky (and strangely attractive) woman who fit her entire fist into her mouth, no lie! It seems like a shift in management or corporate philosophy combined with a riskier new ad agency is helping the chain get back on its feet. I haven’t eaten at a Hardee’s in years, but I admit I would check one out if I had a convenient location, just on the strength of the “We used to suck but now we’re better” ads.
It’s a silly ad, IMHO.
What’s the difference between softcore and hardcore?
The definition I heard is that softcore has simulated sex, or last does not show penetration. Hardcore shows parts going into other parts.
This is probably too silly to respond to, but just in case:
Yes, this is the literal derivation of the word pornography, but it shouldn’t need to have to be said that Paris Hilton is not a prostitute in this sense of the word.
Is ejaculation allowed in softcore? I’m pretty sure a guy can’t blow his load on camera on a softcore flick. He can pretend to, or do so off-camera, but no money shots for you(!) in a softcore porn flick.
Quite hot… but far from soft porn… I didn’t see any burger … 
In Soviet Union, burger eats YOU!
I don’t think they’re allowed to show “meat curtains” in a TV commercial.
Whoa ! I made a dirty pun… and didn’t notice !
Pretty woman suggestively eating phallic chocolate. It might be a UK thing. I found an online example here.
Mm. Well, it was intended as a joke, I assure you. She’s certainly whoring herself out to Carl’s Jr. 
(Why, oh, why, didn’t she sign with In-n-Out?)
Probably because In-n-Out is still in the control of its born-again founders, whereas Carl Karcher was forced out of any role in making these types of decisions quite some time ago.
As of yesterday morning, when I read the newspaper article describing the issue, Karcher had not been available for comment.
Sorry for the serious answer.
Get your cuts right! It’s “fur burger”, for crying out loud.
Haven’t seen the commercial (don’t live in Carl’s territory), but it’s hard to imagine burger sales being improved by an association with Paris Hilton.
If she’s hanging around Carl’s outlets, at the very least I would insist on my burgers being very very well done.
Hah, you make good joke, for Canadian!
Here is very funny promotional idea for Carl’s chicken sandwich. Careful, is side-splitting!
Huh. And here I thought he had died a decade ago…