Does anybody know the dirty words to...

Factual Questions
1

I read somewhere that the “Colonel Bogey March”, which is what they whistle in “Bridge on the River Kwai”, had dirty words to it during World War II.

All I know is that the first line went,

“Hit-ler…has only GOT-ONE-BALL…”

and the last line went,
“and poor old Goeb-bals, has no balls, at all.”

Does anybody know the rest of the words? If it’s unspeakably obscene we could adjourn to the Pit and you could whisper it in my ear, or we could pass notes…

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

2

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_128b.html
Not checking Cecil’s archives first? Shame on you.

3

Check out the Archives: Did Hitler have only one testicle?

4

Thanks, guys! Quite frankly, it didn’t even occur to me that Cecil would concern himself with something like dirty words to a song…

Now, what color poop is, that’s something different…

:smiley:

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen