I mean, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, all those people recognize and do stuff for, but what about all those other days you see marked on a calendar?
Things like National Underwear Month, Secretary Appreciation Day, Massage Awareness Week, what exactly is the point of them?
Using this website today alone is…
September 23, 2017 – TEAL TALK DAY – NATIONAL SNACK STICK DAY – NATIONAL SINGLES DAY – NATIONAL CHECKER/DOGS IN POLITICS DAY – NATIONAL GREAT AMERICAN POT PIE DAY – RESTLESS LEGS AWARENESS DAY – INNERGIZE DAY – NATIONAL HUNTING AND FISHING DAY – CELEBRATE BISEXUALITY DAY
Like, outside of getting a free donut on National Donut Day who benefits?
I would have pie on National Pie Day. Got any pie?
Same with National Pot Pie Day, or National Pizza Day, or National Cheeseburger Day.
Do they’ll have a National Quinoa Day, or a National Tempeh Day? 'Cause I might skip those.
(In truth, I will notice in the morning paper that it is National Fried Lard Day and will yell out to the Ukuele Lady “Can you BELIEVE this shit?” And then ignore it completely.)
I remind people to get moles checked out in May, which is Skin Cancer Awareness month. Many dermatologists will do free screenings.
I know this because [overdramatic dying voice] Save yourself! It’s too… late… for me. [/odv]
Well, I found myself in an Alliance friendly bar again last Wednesday. I really need to pay more attention to these things. (Or stop wearing brown so much)
September 25, 2017 – NATIONAL LOBSTER DAY – NATIONAL ONE-HIT WONDER DAY – NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY – NATIONAL TUNE-UP DAY – NATIONAL RESEARCH ADMINISTRATOR DAY – MATH STORYTELLING DAY
Well, National Comic Book Day is at least something I’ve benefited from.